Buying sh!t - Way of the Nit

[Graham C]

I am £140 of my own money spent, god knows how much actually staked and £400 of goodies bought. So its all goooooooood.

Had the worst week of punting for a long time last week and ever since Friday 13th all sorts has been going wrong for me, see my little list:

• Nearly crashed my car with preggo missus in it
• Got piss mark on my jeans just as i was leaving to go out
• Electrocuted myself putting in the bulb of a brand new lamp I bought, ended up smashing said lamp and had to go out the next day and buy the exact same lamp again..
• No cashes out of 8 UKIPT stakes
• Had 50% of my mate who made an FT on stars, he was CL with 7 left, then had AA<KK and KK<AA to the same guy busting in 7th for a relative bowl.
• Had Sunnyhillboy to win the national who was pipped by a beak

Other stuff has happened which i can't actually remember at the moment as i am far too upset. I would like to blame Girgy for all of this but i think it is a little out of his hands.

Hope that is all behind me and the rungood will commence from today.

#moralecouldbeimproved #theonlywayisup

Sorry to hear that Mill, but lol at getting piss stains on your jeans   The old Soccer AM sketch springs to mind "It's only a wee stain"  Things will improve, just been a bad few days.

I may go for an asian handicap on BF when I have a look later, personally I feel that we're probably good to win by 2 goals.  Won't be a max bet though as I don't really like betting lots on my own team!

[Eso Kral]

I am £140 of my own money spent, god knows how much actually staked and £400 of goodies bought. So its all goooooooood.

Had the worst week of punting for a long time last week and ever since Friday 13th all sorts has been going wrong for me, see my little list:

• Nearly crashed my car with preggo missus in it
• Got piss mark on my jeans just as i was leaving to go out
• Electrocuted myself putting in the bulb of a brand new lamp I bought, ended up smashing said lamp and had to go out the next day and buy the exact same lamp again..
• No cashes out of 8 UKIPT stakes
• Had 50% of my mate who made an FT on stars, he was CL with 7 left, then had AA<KK and KK<AA to the same guy busting in 7th for a relative bowl.
• Had Sunnyhillboy to win the national who was pipped by a beak

• Lost £20 to Eso Kral in the Aintree Tipsters Challenge

Other stuff has happened which i can't actually remember at the moment as i am far too upset. I would like to blame Girgy for all of this but i think it is a little out of his hands.

Hope that is all behind me and the rungood will commence from today.

#moralecouldbeimproved #theonlywayisup

FYP

[millidonk]

Now i realise why some people call me Swanley Joe.

[craigbetts]

I am £140 of my own money spent, god knows how much actually staked and £400 of goodies bought. So its all goooooooood.

Lets look at life a little differently.

• Nearly crashed my car with preggo missus in it

- Was fortunate not to harm my wonderful wife and unborn child who I can not wait to enter this world!

• Got piss mark on my jeans just as i was leaving to go out

- Busy social diary here, always on the go, just one of those things.

• Electrocuted myself putting in the bulb of a brand new lamp I bought, ended up smashing said lamp and had to go out the next day and buy the exact same lamp again..

- lamp bulbs are ten a penny and i should not be foolish to mess with electricity, lesson learned.

• No cashes out of 8 UKIPT stakes

- Luckily enough 8 people let me buy into them for the opportunity to win me mad dimes, alas this was not to be.

• Had 50% of my mate who made an FT on stars, he was CL with 7 left, then had AA<KK and KK<AA to the same guy busting in 7th for a relative bowl.

Sick mates brag, same mate bust an overpair for his tourney life with 40 left when he was at risk, so may have not made FT and the 4 x ing of your overall stake was a decent return.

• Had Sunnyhillboy to win the national who was pipped by a beak

- Got a decent sweat on the national, should of backed it EW but I went for the win. I know the national is a mugs race but its a bit of fun and the opportunity to have a little gamble is harmless...........
Losing £20 to Eso really hurt, the thought of him spreading that purple on his booby is haunting me, so I will stinkpalm the purple first so I know I am leaving a lasting impression and maybe his missus thinks he really does smell of poo. No doubt Eso runs golden and blames it on the dog!

Lots of other little bits seem to be not going my way, although when you have the love of a family, are healthy (mmmmmmm), both have gainful employment and lots to look forward to life really is sweet.

I feel like I am going to have an even better month ahead.

morale is high as it always has been

FYP

[millidonk]

I am £140 of my own money spent, god knows how much actually staked and £400 of goodies bought. So its all goooooooood.

Lets look at life a little differently.

• Nearly crashed my car with preggo missus in it

- Was fortunate not to harm my wonderful wife and unborn child who I can not wait to enter this world!

• Got piss mark on my jeans just as i was leaving to go out

- Busy social diary here, always on the go, just one of those things.

• Electrocuted myself putting in the bulb of a brand new lamp I bought, ended up smashing said lamp and had to go out the next day and buy the exact same lamp again..

- lamp bulbs are ten a penny and i should not be foolish to mess with electricity, lesson learned.

• No cashes out of 8 UKIPT stakes

- Luckily enough 8 people let me buy into them for the opportunity to win me mad dimes, alas this was not to be.

• Had 50% of my mate who made an FT on stars, he was CL with 7 left, then had AA<KK and KK<AA to the same guy busting in 7th for a relative bowl.

Sick mates brag, same mate bust an overpair for his tourney life with 40 left when he was at risk, so may have not made FT and the 4 x ing of your overall stake was a decent return.

• Had Sunnyhillboy to win the national who was pipped by a beak

- Got a decent sweat on the national, should of backed it EW but I went for the win. I know the national is a mugs race but its a bit of fun and the opportunity to have a little gamble is harmless...........
Losing £20 to Eso really hurt, the thought of him spreading that purple on his booby is haunting me, so I will stinkpalm the purple first so I know I am leaving a lasting impression and maybe his missus thinks he really does smell of poo. No doubt Eso runs golden and blames it on the dog!

Lots of other little bits seem to be not going my way, although when you have the love of a family, are healthy (mmmmmmm), both have gainful employment and lots to look forward to life really is sweet.

I feel like I am going to have an even better month ahead.

morale is high as it always has been

FYP

Only someone who is as Golden as you could have an outlook like this.

And knowing you for the last 10yrs you certainly don't practice what you preach!

Side note: it was Betts who i had 50% of and it goes without saying he completely luckboxed his way to the FT. Standard Bettsie and his life rungood.

#stillwouldn'tswapifitmeantbeingaginger

[redsimon]

Final bullet £50 on Arsenal to beat Wigan 1.29 on betfair target £500 for a DTD deepstack buy in

[millidonk]

Czech footy did me in the other day... but still going for it again as i like the price: Banik Ostrava v Slovan Liberec £20 @1.83

Liberec's form isn't the best winning only 3 of last 6 away matches, but they are 2nd in league, haven't lost many at all and should still be far too good for Ostrava in 16th. Probs will be a 0-0 draw again but meh.

[superwomble]

Here's one I've found that I'm considering:

France Ligue 1 - Rennes to beat Nice. 1.73 at Betfair. Nice have lost 10 times away this season, won twice and drawn 3 times. Rennes have won 5 at home and lost 2. Only sticking points are that they have drawn 8 at home and aren't on a great run.

[superwomble]

Czech footy did me in the other day... but still going for it again as i like the price: Banik Ostrava v Slovan Liberec £20 @1.83

Liberec's form isn't the best winning only 3 of last 6 away matches, but they are 2nd in league, haven't lost many at all and should still be far too good for Ostrava in 16th. Probs will be a 0-0 draw again but meh.

According to this http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=3273&teamTabs=results Liberec have actually only lost 1 of the last 6 away games? With Banik losing lots this does look a good price, I might go for this one myself.

[millidonk]

Czech footy did me in the other day... but still going for it again as i like the price: Banik Ostrava v Slovan Liberec £20 @1.83

Liberec's form isn't the best winning only 3 of last 6 away matches, but they are 2nd in league, haven't lost many at all and should still be far too good for Ostrava in 16th. Probs will be a 0-0 draw again but meh.

According to this http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/team.sd?team_id=3273&teamTabs=results Liberec have actually only lost 1 of the last 6 away games? With Banik losing lots this does look a good price, I might go for this one myself.

My bad, they lost 1 drew 1. Completely right. Get the house on it!!!!!!!!!! Price is into 1.79 obv people jumping on my selections.

[superwomble]

Yep I'm happier with that one than my Rennes tip so £10 on at 1.8.

[Graham C]

On for £18, want to keep £40 in my BF account at the moment.

Am also on a speculative punt on Fortuna Dusseldorf today at 1.99 and Arsenal -1.5 at 1.82.  Thought the German one was ok, Fortuna have beaten Dresden the last four times and should be going for promotion.  I'd like to think that Dresden don't have that much else to play for this season except pride.  That said, they're ok at home with only 1 loss in the last 6, Fortuna have only 1 win away in the last 6 - OMG what have I done!!!   It's only a small bet.

[superwomble]

Good analysis there silo as to why we shouldn't be punting on that one... Hang on, you have? Ah.... Well, gl fella!

[a.sparrow]

Czech footy did me in the other day... but still going for it again as i like the price: Banik Ostrava v Slovan Liberec £20 @1.83

Liberec's form isn't the best winning only 3 of last 6 away matches, but they are 2nd in league, haven't lost many at all and should still be far too good for Ostrava in 16th. Probs will be a 0-0 draw again but meh.

Back these after reading at 1.80, go back to willhill and see them at 2.20 now? injuries?

[Graham C]

Dunno, after 13 mins its 1-1! Betfair are evens on them now