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« on: January 12, 2006, 10:21:44 AM »
A warm Blonde welcome to Heswall, who is in fact my very good friend Emma.

She thinks she is rubbish at poker, but she has a brain and she has made 30 bucks into 300 in 60 hours playing 25/50 PL HE on Pokerroom.

She has a sharper tongue than me, dislikes glittery stuff, and is scared of polystyrene.

All criteria met - she'll fit in Smiley

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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 10:33:09 AM »
helloooo there



welcome to the forum of fun
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2006, 10:37:19 AM »
Hello!!

Welcome to blonde, you'll love it here! x
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2006, 11:18:26 AM »
Many thanks for the warm welcome Heid!

As for thinking I am rubbish at poker.... I do have a few things which indicate that I may well be right:

1.  Clubs and Spades.  Right. I can never remember which is which. Let's face it, neither name represents the shape. My campaign to name them 'Clovers' and 'Bellends' isn't taking off mind you so I may have to try and remember a little harder.

2.  Attention span. In short, I'm lacking one. I could be sitting at the computer merrily singing the mouse song from Bagpuss ("We will find it, we will fix it, we will stick it with glue") when my other half screams that I've just folded a full house for no apparent reason......there was of course a reason, I was too busy singing songs from Bagpuss to realise I even had a full house.

3.  Fluctuating between being too timid and being too agressive. At times I'm apparently so timid that, to coin a phrase my other half (known as Lee or 'oi you') says "at times Long John Silver would limp less than you". At other times I'm too agressive and will reraise at inopportune moments which often have absolutely no bearing on what hand I have....like when I suddenly decide that I don't like the nickname of the person who raised.

In short I have a few gaping holes in my game *grin*
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2006, 12:10:00 PM »
She is mostly joking, you udnerstand, although not about the bellends...
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2006, 12:11:46 PM »
 

'bellends'?!

Your other half might need to visit the doctors
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2006, 12:32:02 PM »
 

and welcome




dont forget to post a picture in the  ..........post a picture of yourself..........thread
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2006, 03:48:55 AM »

 

Quote from: Heswall on January 12, 2006, 11:18:26 AM

In short I have a few gaping holes in my game *grin*


You'll fit right in here then. None of us can play either
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2006, 08:03:29 PM »
 


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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2006, 08:10:35 PM »
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