Definitely not tryi I look cool and think comment is a little out of touch.
Sorry Patrick... comment was meant purely as a gentle joke, no malice at all. If I've offended in any way at all I am really sorry. Especially as I think your posts on PHA are extremely good and I love the effort you are clearly putting into developing your poker thought processes.
I particularly love it that you are trying out lots of creative outside-the-box stuff, rather than just taking the safe standard lines. It is inevitable that when you do this you will produce both moments of genius and moments of spew (not saying this particular hand is spew). This is part of the learning curve, and of course eventually there are far more genius moments than spew moments.
The interesting thing is that through taking these creative lines, and realising that a fair few of them don't work, you end up understanding the standard lines on a much deeper level. And at this point when you choose to take a standard line you are not taking it because it is 'standard', you are taking it because you
truly understand why it is a good line. In general the standard lines are standard for a reason - they work well. But this is not always the case, and there are plenty of opportunites to gain an edge by exploring beyond these well-trodden paths.
So if you want to donk out five times the size of the pot... do it! It might well be the best possible way to play the hand. And if not, who cares?
Plus it makes you super cool

Seriously, having the imagination and creativity to even
consider donking five times the pot
IS pretty fxxxing cool
