The 'god I'm pissed' thread

[gatso]

You can get Vodka that tastes like paint stripper, you can get vodka that isn't even 40%, both are a lot worse than Smirnoff.

like the 37.5% smirnoff red you posted a pic of?

[Geo the Sarge]

Thread so far has photos of nut low lager, nut low vodka and nut low pringles flavour. Poor start

[  ] Nut low

Carling>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carlsberg, anyone who thinks otherwise has no clue about Lager.

Smirnoff Vodka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Loads of random shitty Vodka's.

Comparing shades of shite.....

Had to be a Scot......................short, sharp and to the point..........with a wee swearie in there

Haven't heard that saying for a long while Rod.

Geo

[millidonk]

I once drank a pint of comfort fabric softener after having consumed a bottle of Glenns vodka and the remains of JD bottle. I phoned NHS helpline the next morning and said I think I have a problem. They told me to go to hospital, I said let me see how I feel after a bacon sarnie first. Right as rain.

Glenns vodka was lethal. I'm sure it gave me tempoary blindness once.

[Rod Paradise]

Thread so far has photos of nut low lager, nut low vodka and nut low pringles flavour. Poor start

[  ] Nut low

Carling>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carlsberg, anyone who thinks otherwise has no clue about Lager.

Smirnoff Vodka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Loads of random shitty Vodka's.

Comparing shades of shite.....

Had to be a Scot......................short, sharp and to the point..........with a wee swearie in there

Haven't heard that saying for a long while Rod.

Geo

Living back in the country Geo - all these sayings in common use roon here.

[mondatoo]

You can get Vodka that tastes like paint stripper, you can get vodka that isn't even 40%, both are a lot worse than Smirnoff.

like the 37.5% smirnoff red you posted a pic of?

Haha, I actually know that, obv, but cba to type the extra digits. So many of my posts you could pick, choosing to point out a 2.5% difference is just weak.

[EvilPie]

Can't really see a problem with Carling tbh. Whilst certainly not my first choice I don't think it's anywhere near as bad as some are making out.

Smirnoff on the other hand is absolutely terrible. It's only recently that I've become a bit of a vodka snob and I'm so happy to have been converted.

Like Monda I used to think that Smirnoff was actually a quality vodka. I now know that whilst perfectly acceptable as a drink to mix with red bull to get you hammered it's plain awful when compared to nice vodkas.

To be fair I haven't sampled too many decent vodkas yet. Grey Goose is confirmed as lovely, Belvedere is my personal favourite. No doubt to some these still aren't classed as quality.

Any time I see one that I haven't tried though I'll give it a go. I've learnt that price isn't an indicator of quality by the way. The most expensive was £27 for a shot and it was f**king horrible!!

[gatso]

Haha, I actually know that, obv, but cba to type the extra digits. So many of my posts you could pick, choosing to point out a 2.5% difference is just weak.

so you meant 37.5%? sigh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, one bloody great big fish

you've not had vodka with less than 37.5% as then it isn't vodka

have you got through all your fosters yet?

[Graham C]

I don't mind Carling, I quite like most beers, I'm not a snob about it, a pint is a pint.  I'm not a fan of becks though.  I have a bottle of Grey Goose in the cupboard, unopened.  Never tried it before but someone gave it to us a while back.  May have to have a sample later.

Poor Woodsey, comes in with his girly snacks and an honest discussion, and everyone complains about the booze.

[mondatoo]

I have no clue about vodka btw. Although I was pissed, ofc, when I had grey goose I couldn't tell the difference.

I do believe I know a little bit about lager and Carling is decent.

I don't think Smirnoff is a quality vodka, just know I've tasted worse whereas couldn't say I've tasted better, but that's just because I'm always half cut before I go onto Vodka and then I have 1/3 of the glass vodka and 2/3 mixture which develops to 1/2 and 1/2 so it's never really going to taste great.

[gatso]

give this a try if you see it matt, think it's the only fair trade vodka and it's the first one to be made with quinoa. had quite a bit at a tasting/cocktail making session, it's really good stuff

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and this is my abs fave

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and this is obv amazing but I assume you've tried it

[mondatoo]

Haha, I actually know that, obv, but cba to type the extra digits. So many of my posts you could pick, choosing to point out a 2.5% difference is just weak.

so you meant 37.5%? sigh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, one bloody great big fish

you've not had vodka with less than 37.5% as then it isn't vodka

have you got through all your fosters yet?

No, I just rounded up. I accidentaly bought a bottle of vodka once (labelled vodka) that was 20%ish, think it was terps in a bottle.

Have had other vodka's that are 40% that tasted a lot harsher than Smirnoff does when drunk straight.

[mondatoo]

£35 a bottle, I'll take 3 bottles of Smirnoff thanks.

Anyone explain this, a .70cl bottle of Grey Goose is £33.69 why is a 1.5L bottle of exactly the same drink £99 ?

[gatso]

£35 a bottle, I'll take 3 bottles of Smirnoff thanks.

so would I if, as matt says, I was necking VRBs but if I want to taste the vodka I'll have something nice rather than one of  the worst tasting available that just happens to have had a huge marketing spend over the years that's successfully convinced the public that it's nice

Anyone explain this, a .70cl bottle of Grey Goose is £33.69 why is a 1.5L bottle of exactly the same drink £99 ?

is that a real thing? ridic if so

[BorntoBubble]

Personally i dont see whats wrong with good old Tesco vodka. Get that mixed with wine and white lighting in your beer bong. Your sure to have a great night..... and  a very very sore head in the morning!

Student living for you!

[Marky147]

Zubrowka is the business, got introduced to that at a home game a couple years back with apple juice and loved it!!