Your sex life, 2012

[Laxie]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."  It's a close one to be honest.  

Jakally is the squel to 2girls1cup.

4cups1family.

Oh man.  See...I hadn't thought of that.  Now I'm scarred for the rest of the day.

[Girgy85]

"all right, let's kiss and make up," he said.

[kinboshi]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

Had a look at the second nearest book, to see if I got lucky, first time out...........

'Fortunately, not long after this my voice broke, and I did not play a woman again until 15 years later.'

LOL - Neil runs bad.

Oh, and if I ever come round to visit, I'll pass on the cup of tea.

[kinboshi]

"Winston examined the four slips of paper which he had unrolled."

[kinboshi]

Thought I'd try another for a second opinion:

"And then what?  Disappointment, deception, separation."

Yeah, that's the book I should have picked up first...

[bobby1]

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."


dear oh dear oh dear.

that is soo lol I am crying.

Mine is 'Peppa, George, Mummy pig and daddy pig were all chasing rainbows but what they found were muddy puddles.'

[horseplayer]

"he was incredible to watch. It became something of a spectator sport at lunchtimes"

if only this was anything like true

[ACE2M]

'Carefully lift the fillets off the fondue with a fish slice and put them onto warmed serving plates'

Excited.

[Graham C]

Grandpa, grandma, uncle and auntie


Worrying

[kinboshi]

Grandpa, grandma, uncle and auntie


Worrying

You going round to Jakally's for afternoon tea?

[Doobs]

Sturdy gelding, poor maiden, tried in headgear prior to 2011

[Marky147]

I had a moment and started to dabble with drugs.....

[Sheriff Fatman]

I'll give you the opening part of the sentence first.....

"Horace Wiley had in recent weeks developed some slight affection for his son"

[outragous76]

Chad Logan the CEO  of a graphic arts company introduced himself

[littlemissC]

"how long do I have to stay here"

Standard!