Your sex life, 2012

[ManuelsMum]

Find the book nearest you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

This actually works!!



"Safety Tip: Use the Wall for Stability where necessary."

[The Camel]

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."


dear oh dear oh dear.

[Doobs]

Find the book nearest you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

This actually works!!



"Safety Tip: Use the Wall for Stability where necessary."

I am surrounded by kids books.

None of them have a page 45.

Works for me too.

[redarmi]

"There is a lot of euphoria in Germany about your chances"

[jakally]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

[The Camel]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

[Laxie]

Sigh.  I'm just in from tanning out the back garden and nearest book to me was a book on Labradors...  

"If you do want to give your dog fresh meat occasionally, never give it raw, but always boiled or roasted."

[paulhouk03]

What's sex?

[TightEnd]

'Come South with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again', the King promised.'

[Laxie]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."  It's a close one to be honest.  

[millidonk]

One of the richest natural habitats for wildlife is the woodland

[jakally]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

Had a look at the second nearest book, to see if I got lucky, first time out...........

'Fortunately, not long after this my voice broke, and I did not play a woman again until 15 years later.'

[DaveShoelace]

"Their share today is at the highest yet, 43 percent"

Phwoooaaaarrrrr

[tikay]

"It got to the point where I literally got sick to my stomach she recalls".

Can't make this stuff up! 

[The Camel]

'Every morning Nan would line up a row of four teacups, one each for my brother, sister and me, and one for herself.'

I didn't think any would put a more disturbing image in my mind than my effort.

I was wrong.

"Dude you shouldn't be doing that, that shit'll ruin your eyes."  It's a close one to be honest.  

Jakally's is the sequel to 2girls1cup.

4cups1family.