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« on: August 03, 2012, 11:38:44 AM »

Weve all been there.... no other person on the planet, can squeeze that last bit out of the tube when it seems youve run out, like you can, youre a hero. A godsend. Still you dont want to push youre superhero abilities too far...

So next time you feel like youre going to stock up so you wont run out...

You buy a special offer where you get two tubes of the magic white stuff....

You open the new tube with such arrogance you use wayyyyyy to much. You get complacent. Before you know it the two tubes have diminished from your healthy larder of minty freshness. Youre back where you started.... Grinding out the very last bit.... and then you realise, youre right back at the top of the page.....
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 11:39:52 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 11:40:43 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 11:43:07 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong

You've spelled spelled wrong.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 11:45:27 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong

You've spelled spelled wrong.

"i put a spelt on youuuuu, cos yourrrr miiine"
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 11:46:12 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong

You've spelled spelled wrong.

"i put a spelt on youuuuu, cos yourrrr miiine"

Someone needs to up their daily dose of meds.   
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 11:54:52 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong

You've spelled spelled wrong.

"i put a spelt on youuuuu, cos yourrrr miiine"

Someone needs to up their daily dose of meds.   

sound advice..... can anyone relate?
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 11:57:23 AM »

Are u bored mate?  Smiley

you spelt over tired wrong

You've spelled spelled wrong.

"i put a spelt on youuuuu, cos yourrrr miiine"

Someone needs to up their daily dose of meds.  

sound advice..... can anyone relate?





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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 01:00:46 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 01:01:40 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 01:54:03 PM »

haha sick invention
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 08:49:06 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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[  ] Costs less than you save in toothpaste
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 10:03:56 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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[  ] Costs less than you save in toothpaste

Think about the long term Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2012, 10:46:09 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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[  ] Costs less than you save in toothpaste

Think about the long term Tongue

Tooth grinder.
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2012, 11:54:47 PM »

Obv need one of these:

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[  ] Costs less than you save in toothpaste

Think about the long term Tongue

Tooth grinder.

I need one of these...

Parker on a side note... You want some side bet action for the £200 comp at DTD, we can both choose 2 players on Sunday and have a last longer...?
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