Cruise Chronicles, Day One.

[tikay]

Well, somehow I find myself on the Ladbrokes Cruise. No idea how it came about, but I'm here, thanks to Mr Laddies, & especially a very understanding attitude from Mr Hill, Mr 425 & Mr Spodds, all of whom I have obligations to of a varying nature.

So while I am here, I'll keep you posted as to what's going off, who's doing what, da de da de da. Got the digi-camera with me, there are heaps of blondes here, so I will stick some pics up as we progress. (took a few already).

We are moored in the Port of Miami as I write, due to cast off (get the nautical lingo) shortly, then tour the Caribbean islands for 9 days. A tough job, but, as the saying goes, someone's goitta do it.

[RED-DOG]

A vast behind

[Dewi_cool]

enjoy yourself TK dont worry about us.play some poker & have a few

[Poppet7]

Hope you have a good time Tikay!
Love Poppet x

[Colchester Kev]

sod the niceness, I hope the sea is really rough and you get sea sick    not that im at all jealous

[Robert HM]

Looking forward to the updates. Have a great time.

Don't be surprised by your invite, there's a shortage of cabin boys after all.

I reckon you owe us 2336 postcards and sticks of rock

[Royal Flush]

gl tikay!!

whats 10% of first? lol

[Cupcake]

Hi TK,

 Wow you lucky bugger, You'll have the best working /holiday of your life, I did a similar cruise out of Miami that went around Cuba which cost me about £4000..........and you're going for free !!!!!!.

Have a nice relaxing time dear boy in between that silly card game.


Cupcake.

[tikay]

First faces I recognized at Heathrow this morning were these two - Luke Smith - "The Doc12345" - & Claire. We travelled together on the plane, & the transfer from Miami Airport to the Port. Claire is delicious, but she clearly fancies me, you can tell. I don't mind if they want me for my intellect, but when you can sense them mentally undressing you, it grates a little. I'm not just a sex object, i have feelings.

The pic was taken in "O'Neill's Bar" in Heathrow, where we had a lovely cooked breakfast. Well, it was crap, truth to tell, but it always tastes nicer at an airport.

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[Poppet7]

I will respect your feelings

[Poppet7]

  There isn't an embarrassed smiley is there!

[BigArmo]

Have a good time Mr Tikay sir   

[ifm]

git

[bundle]

Tikay you got the life of a playboy....now if you could only sort that hair out!

[tikay]

It's mutual poppet, & thank you to everyone who said those nice things. Except Kiv, who can bugger off.

OK, after a 10 hour flight, & 3 hours of transfer from the 747 jet plane to a whopping big boat, a bunch of us convened in the bar. Heres the lovely Claire again, with Luke, who refuses to leave Claire & I in peace. It was Bodds, JD's & Bacardi's all round. Just a coke for me - they don't serve pots of tea in this bar, dammit.

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