The Secret Footballer

[Tal]

Yes I can't see it being Teddy losing all his cash due to big tax bill or able to write that well . (Been a regular column in Guardian last season).

I meant I thought it was teddy who nailed the footballers  wife in Dubai.

Also pretty obvious that the cuckolded footballer was Peter Crouch.

Can't be. Article says he was asleep on a sun lounger. He'd need two.

[Gizsumcash]

Was a good read, Andy Johnsons name appearing on the comment section a lot. Could be a shout but cant see him being highly intelligent enough to write such an article.

[Cottonbud]

http://www.whoisthesecretfootballer.co.uk/index.php/what-we-know/

Me & my friends being massive football fans are finding this very interesting. I think its Joe Cole personally. I think alot of the facts about this footballer will be true, but some will be fabricated to hide his true Identity.

[Junior Senior]

Kevin Phillips?

[Josedinho]

Any chance it's Carrick?

[The Camel]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

[Cottonbud]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

But Keith its fun Everyone loves a mystery!

[The Camel]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

But Keith its fun Everyone loves a mystery!

The mystery is: why do so many people fall for it

The funniest one is when he puts in that he played with a player called Paolo who was good at free kicks!

Ooooooooh say the sleuths, he's given a big clue there!

As though he slipped the name in by accident.

Probably was a player called Paul who was good at free kicks, not Paolo di Canio.

[Junior Senior]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

Jesus Keef, you are getting grumpy. Football season starts this week, then you can get proper miserable

[The Camel]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

Jesus Keef, you are getting grumpy. Football season starts this week, then you can get proper miserable

Spent the last hour trying to get on a 3/1 shot which should be 1/3 and managing to get the grand total of £48 on.

That's why I'm grumpy!

[Junior Senior]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

Jesus Keef, you are getting grumpy. Football season starts this week, then you can get proper miserable

Spent the last hour trying to get on a 3/1 shot which should be 1/3 and managing to get the grand total of £48 on.

That's why I'm grumpy!

Thats a first world problem right there

Good luck

[Cottonbud]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

But Keith its fun Everyone loves a mystery!

The mystery is: why do so many people fall for it

The funniest one is when he puts in that he played with a player called Paolo who was good at free kicks!

Ooooooooh say the sleuths, he's given a big clue there!

As though he slipped the name in by accident.

Probably was a player called Paul who was good at free kicks, not Paolo di Canio.

Good point but stop being a party pooper. Some of it has to be true, alot fake. You just gotta filter the nonsense.
You must remember we are in a world where millions of people believe there once was a man who walked on water and rose from the dead.

[The Camel]

Jesus, can't believe everyone is wasting so much time trying to guess who it is.

Obviously a journo talking to a player and fabricating/changing quite alot of stuff to put people off the scent.

They probably having a good laugh at people trying to guess who it and going as far as to set up a website to compile clues as though it's a freaking Agatha Christie puzzle.

But Keith its fun Everyone loves a mystery!

The mystery is: why do so many people fall for it

The funniest one is when he puts in that he played with a player called Paolo who was good at free kicks!

Ooooooooh say the sleuths, he's given a big clue there!

As though he slipped the name in by accident.

Probably was a player called Paul who was good at free kicks, not Paolo di Canio.

Good point but stop being a party pooper. Some of it has to be true, alot fake. You just gotta filter the nonsense.
You must remember we are in a world where millions of people believe there once was a man who walked on water and rose from the dead.

Was it Les Ferdinand?

[Tal]

Chris Ferguson?

[Eso Kral]

Dynamo?