** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz

[smashedagain]

Just read the questions again. This should be the standard that all winners should live upto.

[cambridgealex]

IN!

[stato_1]

incrED

im in... sent answers

[MintTrav]

I could tell you who plays cash in my local poker club, but not in yours. For that reason, I'm out.

[edgascoigne]

I could tell you who plays cash in my local poker club, but not in yours. For that reason, I'm out.

Good point MintTrav.

To reflect this I have now added an alternative question 2. Entrants may choose which of the two parts they respond to. 

[hector62]

I am having a bit of a problem with Q 6. The way I see it is I am being asked how long it would take a person I have never met to walk from a place I have never been to to another place the location of which I have no idea.

Maybe you could help a tad.

Does your father walk with purpose ?

Is he likely to stop off for a kebab ?

Are the 2 places on opposite sides of Nottingham ?

Would he be likely to use an I pod and stride off to the vigorous beat of Golden Earring's Radar Love ?

[edgascoigne]

I am having a bit of a problem with Q 6. The way I see it is I am being asked how long it would take a person I have never met to walk from a place I have never been to to another place the location of which I have no idea.

Maybe you could help a tad.

Does your father walk with purpose ?

Ian is 6'2" and didn't get to where he has in life by dawdling.

Is he likely to stop off for a kebab ?

No. His body is his temple. That and he doesn't trust the way kebabs move.

Are the 2 places on opposite sides of Nottingham ?

About a 2 mile walk I think, though how aware of the distance Ian is I am not sure.

Would he be likely to use an I pod and stride off to the vigorous beat of Golden Earring's Radar Love ?

iPod yes. More of a "Hellmuth's guide to keeping your cool at the tables"/"Gangnam style" happy hardcore mash-up kind of a guy.

Hope this helps

[snoopy1239]

8.   Father Gascoigne has got an eye for the laaayydies.

I asked my dad (in time-honoured and obligatory forum tradition) to score the below DTD promotional shot in order of preference 1-5.


eg. 1,5,3,2,4.

What is Ian’s order?

This is really difficult because they all look the same.

[bobAlike]

8.   Father Gascoigne has got an eye for the laaayydies.

I asked my dad (in time-honoured and obligatory forum tradition) to score the below DTD promotional shot in order of preference 1-5.


eg. 1,5,3,2,4.

What is Ian’s order?

This is really difficult because they all look the same.

Give them all 1 then

[kinboshi]

8.   Father Gascoigne has got an eye for the laaayydies.

I asked my dad (in time-honoured and obligatory forum tradition) to score the below DTD promotional shot in order of preference 1-5.


eg. 1,5,3,2,4.

What is Ian’s order?

This is really difficult because they all look the same.

Give them all 1 then

I'm sure Ian would...

[cambridgealex]

old ones are the best eh dan?

(set up for another tap-in there...)

[Cf]

I am having a bit of a problem with Q 6. The way I see it is I am being asked how long it would take a person I have never met to walk from a place I have never been to to another place the location of which I have no idea.

Maybe you could help a tad.

Does your father walk with purpose ?

Is he likely to stop off for a kebab ?

Are the 2 places on opposite sides of Nottingham ?

Would he be likely to use an I pod and stride off to the vigorous beat of Golden Earring's Radar Love ?

My plan is to load Google Maps.

[kinboshi]

old ones are the best eh dan?

(set up for another tap-in there...)

[Tal]

In, with a cast-iron guarantee of not winning. No silly answers needed. That profile picture (the third one, I hasten to clarify) suggests your subject is a man of abstemious virtue, who epitomises the very notion of an English Gent in the Twenty-first Century; a man schooled in both the history of Illyria and the machinations of LinkedIn.

 Shotgun not doing the quiz next time!

[smashedagain]

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