** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz

[tikay]

Objection. I did not score a hole in one. I was two off

Lol, genuine farce of the highest order.

[edgascoigne]

Objection. I did not score a hole in one. I was two off

Lol, genuine farce of the highest order.

Almost as though it was planned to encourage participation....

NB. It wasn't.

[edgascoigne]

Given the lack of objections may we proceed onto....

Question 2

2.   Ian is one of the stalwarts, and indeed biggest winners, in the DTD cashgames. I asked him to name the five toughest players he has played against at the venue.

Name the five players.

Alternatively......for those of you who don't know DTD well....who does Ian rate as the top 5 players in world poker?

Hole in One (5/5) / Eagle (4/5) / Birdie (3/5) / Par (2/5) / Bogey (1/5) / Double Bogey (0/5)


Will we get a....



....or indeed a....

In an effort to get back on track, may I hand you to the Father. God I never thought I would say that.

[smashedagain]

i put 23 and was 3 off, a birdie no?

There ARE objections!

Referee, please.

Merde. Bear with me...

Apologies again.

The scores after the first hole are...

Dmorgan   2
JK   2
mondatoo   -1
cambridgealex   -1
stato_1   0
millidonk   0
hector62   -3
TightEnd   -1
stribling   0
Tal   2
smashedagain   1
Jgill_DTD   2
Leatherman   1
ruud   0
Karabiner   -2
Doobs   -1
Tikay   -2
TRIP5   2
kinboshi   1

how do we know these are correct. Some of us are playing to win and not just for fun

[edgascoigne]

Ian's Answer   Mitch, Linton, Alex, Giblin, Terry   

Dmorgan   Mitch, Rob, Keith, Keys, Stato   1
JK   Mitch, Rob, Keith, Keys, Alex   0
mondatoo   Mitch, Rob, Keith, Keys, Alex   0
cambridgealex   Mitch, Rob, Keith, Trickett, Alex   0
stato_1   Mitch, Rob, Keith, Trickett, Alex   0
millidonk   Mitch, Rob, Deadman, Rasta, Stato   1
hector62   Ivey, Trickett, Dwan, Ungar, Hellmuth   -1
TightEnd   Mitch, Linton, Keith, Alex, Stato   -1
stribling   Mitch, Keith, Alex, Rasta, Terry   -1
Tal   James Keys, Tony Phillips, Devilfish, Sam Trickett and Rastafish   2
smashedagain   Keith, Mitch, Keys, Rob, Rastafish    1
Jgill_DTD   Mitch, Sunar, Trickett, Cody, Ed G   1
Leatherman   Trickett, Yong, Trumper, Deadman, Thew   1
ruud   Goulder, Keith, Keys, Linton, Rastafish   0
Karabiner   Mitch, Alex, Keith, Keys, Hicks   0
Doobs   Keys, Alex, Rob, Stato, Rasta   1
Tikay   Rob, Alex, Keys, John Black, Tikay   1
TRIP5   Ian, Devilfsh, Ungar, Rasta, Tikay   2
kinboshi   Mitch, Linton, Alex, Keith, Deadman   -1

Click to see full-size image.

Disclaimer: hector62 answered on Ian's top players in the world, and scored 3/5 for Ivey, Dwan and Hellmuth. The remaining two were Juanda and Trumper.

[edgascoigne]

Which means, and I hope to God this now works, the scores after two holes are as follows:

hector62   -4
TightEnd   -2
Karabiner   -2
mondatoo   -1
cambridgealex   -1
stribling   -1
Tikay   -1
stato_1   0
ruud   0
Doobs   0
kinboshi   0
millidonk   1
JK   2
smashedagain   2
Leatherman   2
Dmorgan   3
Jgill_DTD   3
Tal   4
TRIP5   4

[tikay]

Bugger, that was my attempt at a hole in one.

[edgascoigne]

As an aside....have a closer look at the pic Ian has 'accidentally' got in the background of that video.

Rather fitting giving the second biggest event occurring in the world this evening.

[edgascoigne]

Bugger, that was my attempt at a hole in one.

Unbelievable you weren't on the list Teeks. Especially given that on the mic in the SPT 6-max you still represented more of a danger to Rob/Alex's chips than Ian did, and he was at the table.

Shout out to Jonathan Gil also. You're deluded, and I sense a hint of irony in one of your answers, but God bless you all the same.

[hector62]

Palace score, Ant will be happy.

Can I be marked down a bit please.

[Tal]

For sale: one wooden spoon.

Any offers considered. Due to arrive in about an hour and can deliver shortly thereafter.

[hector62]

Dortmund score, Hector is happy.

[edgascoigne]

As an aside....have a closer look at the pic Ian has 'accidentally' got in the background of that video.

Rather fitting giving the second biggest event occurring in the world this evening.

Nobody spotted the thinly-veiled brag yet? It's rather like the Father is subtly referencing Holbein's The Ambassadors, or as he insists on referring to it (at least I think this is what he is talking about) Les Ambassadeurs

Click to see full-size image.

[smashedagain]

I can't believe that Ian thinks Keith, Keys and Rob are tez.

[TRIP5]

For sale: one wooden spoon.

Any offers considered. Due to arrive in about an hour and can deliver shortly thereafter.

Bugger off.. flogging my stuff!! Get your bloody own spoon...