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Topic: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz (Read 24382 times)
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:12:12 PM »
When I prompted Father to answer this question, I could feel the vitriol in his tone leaping from the SMS on my screen.
Ever the thrifty soul, Ian did his level best to convey his utter disdain for Mr Balls in less than 162 characters so as not to use another message from his allowance:
"Total Prat.
Gordon Brown's enforcer.
Economic retard.
Dangerous.
'Nanny state knows best'
We will spend your money."
I didn't have the heart to tell him he had gone into a second message, so potentially costing himself £0.12, but, for the love of this game I did ask him to confirm a score out of 100 in order that I may score the quiz.
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:17:16 PM »
Quote from: edgascoigne on November 06, 2012, 09:12:12 PM
When I prompted Father to answer this question, I could feel the vitriol in his tone leaping from the SMS on my screen.
Ever the thrifty soul, Ian did his level best to convey his utter disdain for Mr Balls in less than 162 characters so as not to use another message from his allowance:
"Total Prat.
Gordon Brown's enforcer.
Economic retard.
Dangerous.
'Nanny state knows best'
We will spend your money."
I didn't have the heart to tell him he had gone into a second message, so potentially costing himself £0.12, but, for the love of this game I did ask him to confirm a score out of 100 in order that I may score the quiz.
good call, well made.
always did like Pappa Gasgcoine..
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:17:42 PM »
A favourite photo of the Father's, though his version is rather more greatly defaced/grafitti'd
Holes in One then for Karabiner and TRIP5
, the latter of whom achieved the task in particularly daring fashion, I quote "5. none - who is ed balls?".
And so, at a little past the halfway stage (thank the Lord), the scores stand as below, with Tighty tightening a vice-like grip at the summit.
TightEnd -9
Doobs -5
hector62 -3
Karabiner -2
mondatoo -1
stato_1 0
cambridgealex 2
millidonk 2
Leatherman 2
Tikay 2
kinboshi 2
stribling 3
smashedagain 3
JK 4
TRIP5 4
Jgill_DTD 6
ruud 6
Dmorgan 7
Tal 7
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:17:48 PM »
2-0 to Palace. Ant will be a happy chappy. I need Dortmund,Malaga, Ajax and Obama to HOLD>
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:21:49 PM »
Thus, for the diehards still with me, onto...
Question 6
They say you should never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Ian sports a natty range of brogues, go figure.
I asked Ian how long he thinks it would take to walk from Nottingham Gala, where his stunning poker journey began, to DTD.
Hole in One (Exact answer) / Eagle (2mins lenience) / Birdie (2-5mins lenience) / Par (5-10mins lenience) / Bogey (10-15mins lenience) / Double Bogey (15mins+)
Click to see full-size image.
You answered as below...
Dmorgan 40
JK 40
mondatoo 25
cambridgealex 45
stato_1 30
millidonk 27
hector62 35
TightEnd 45
stribling 44
Tal 13
smashedagain 25
Jgill_DTD 25
Leatherman 30
ruud 45
Karabiner 120
Doobs 40
Tikay 47
TRIP5 10
kinboshi 55
Google maps suggests a 45min walk....but then for this quiz, and thank God this quiz only, Ian is the arbiter of the truth here...
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:26:07 PM »
...says Father Gascoigne to estimate the trip with a stunning degree of accuracy, suggesting it may indeed be a journey he has taken before in a literal rather than solely figurative sense.
Holes in One for DMorgan, JK and Doobs
leave the latter stalking our leader and the scores on the doors at...
TightEnd -10
Doobs -8
hector62 -4
mondatoo 0
stato_1 0
Karabiner 0
JK 1
cambridgealex 1
stribling 2
Leatherman 2
Tikay 2
millidonk 3
kinboshi 3
Dmorgan 4
smashedagain 4
ruud 6
TRIP5 6
Jgill_DTD 7
Tal 9
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:30:12 PM »
Something of a two horse race at the top then but with three holes to play the rest of the pack will still want to ensure they card a decent score.
Onto
Question 7
then and as with any visit to a poker club, after an hour or so of mincing around it's time for some...
My father staunchly denies the accusation that he is spending an increasing amount of time with the “Prawn-Sandwich Brigade” he regularly denounces (hypocritically, imo) on Twitter. (
www.twitter.com/iangas
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To prove how in touch he is with the real world, I asked him therefore how much he would expect it to cost should he pick up a Nando's tab for the two of us before a comp, with him ordering a Chicken Pitta Burger with rice & coleslaw and me ordering a Half Chicken (medium) with chips & coleslaw (standard), with us each having a diet coke.
Hole in One (£0.50 lenience) / Eagle (£1 lenience) / Birdie (£2 lenience) / Par (£3 lenience) / Bogey (£5 lenience) / Double Bogey (>£5)
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:30:56 PM »
I'm almost worse at this than I am real golf.
Lol spoonaments
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:31:50 PM »
I'm like Craig Stadler at the Masters.
Won it once back in the day, now turn up every year as is tradition, even though we'll never come close again.
Basically here for the Champions dinner the night before and a laugh on the par three.
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:33:49 PM »
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"I have honestly only ever been to Nando's once and I think you paid"
Dmorgan 14
JK 20
mondatoo 35
cambridgealex 25
stato_1 22
millidonk 25
hector62 35
TightEnd 20
stribling 25
Tal 23
smashedagain 28
Jgill_DTD 11.5
Leatherman 11
ruud 25
Karabiner 15
Doobs 30
Tikay 13.27 (100 if tip incl)
TRIP5 15
kinboshi 16
Were your guesses, largely centred around the
true answer of £23.35
.
The truth is irrelevant here though, we're more interested in Father Gascoigne's answer of....
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November 06, 2012, 09:36:43 PM »
One tiiiiiiiiiiime
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November 06, 2012, 09:37:29 PM »
£18.45
Not a bad shot from the Father all things considered, though his estimation rather seems to disprove Tikay's assumption that Ian would likely pay £100 if service were to be included (presumably a read that he is less than handy with a chip and pin terminal than alarmingly generous?)
A tough hole all round then with just
JK and Tightend
carding a Birdie, indeed on Stroke Index this was the toughest hole on the course.
TightEnd -11
Doobs -6
hector62 -2
JK 0
stato_1 1
Karabiner 1
mondatoo 2
cambridgealex 3
kinboshi 3
stribling 4
Leatherman 4
Tikay 4
Dmorgan 5
millidonk 5
smashedagain 6
TRIP5 7
ruud 8
Jgill_DTD 9
Tal 10
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November 06, 2012, 09:41:42 PM »
Tighter at the bottom than the top then going into the final two holes, but the very nature of strokeplay golf means a blow-up from Tightend could still see Doobs nick this.
Meanwhile Tal, JGill, Ruud and TRIP5 desperately scrabble to get out of the place no-one wants to be, sat on top of by smashedagain.
Question 8
Father Gascoigne has got an eye for the laaayydies.
I asked my dad (in time-honoured and obligatory forum tradition) to score the below DTD promotional shot in order of preference 1-5.
eg. 1,5,3,2,4.
What is Ian’s order?
Hole in One/Eagle (All in correct order) / Birdie (Three correct) / Par (Two correct) / Bogey (One correct) / Double Bogey (None correct)
Dmorgan 4,2,3,1,5
JK 1,4,5,3,2
mondatoo 1,3,5,4,2
cambridgealex 1,5,2,3,4
stato_1 1,3,2,4,5
millidonk 2,3,4,5,1
hector62 5,2,1,3,4
TightEnd 5,1,4,3,2
stribling 3,5,1,2,4
Tal 4,1,2,3,5
smashedagain 4,5,1,3,2
Jgill_DTD 5,3,2,4,1
Leatherman 1,4,3,2,5
ruud 4,5,2,3,1
Karabiner 1,5,3,2,4
Doobs 2,5,4,1,3
Tikay 1,5,2,4,3
TRIP5 1,4,2,5,3
kinboshi 2,3,5,1,4
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:47:00 PM »
Regrettably no video from the father to post here as this farcical quiz threatens to fizzle out like a firework on a wet November evening.
4,3,1,5,2
says Ian.
What??!!
Cry most of you as shots are dropped left, right and centre. There's no accounting for taste I suppose as just
smashedagain
matches 3 of Ian's selections.
TightEnd -10
Doobs -4
hector62 -1
JK 2
mondatoo 2
stato_1 2
Karabiner 3
kinboshi 4
cambridgealex 5
millidonk 5
stribling 5
smashedagain 5
Dmorgan 6
Leatherman 6
Tikay 6
TRIP5 8
ruud 9
Jgill_DTD 10
Tal 11
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Re: ** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz
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November 06, 2012, 09:50:47 PM »
Mr Gascoigne Sr, anyone who can make me look like an idiot must be a genius.
My quiz for the ages will have to wait.
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