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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2012, 08:11:45 AM »

I raise All of my betting discs

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2012, 08:15:38 AM »

Four king x flops

Fucking six
Hahahahahahaha

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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2012, 08:20:06 AM »

Huh huh Jack King Off huh huh

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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2012, 08:32:34 AM »

I really dislike players who berate dealers when they get unlucky, or sometimes even if they just lose. Also the ones that lose a pot and then hassle the valets for not bringing their drink/food quickly enough when they only have 90 other people to attend to.

That's probably the closest I get to hating anything, all the other stuff I just find pretty comical and just cringe for the people embarrassing themselves Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2012, 09:12:54 AM »

Barry Neville classic:

"I just don't believe it"
"ear kid. Av a luk at these"
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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2012, 09:34:53 AM »

When I hear myself asking "what happened?"  after someone walks over after being knocked out of a comp. It's my own fault I then have to listen to at least one bad beat story...
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2012, 09:38:51 AM »

Will you show me if I fold?
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2012, 09:43:10 AM »

"Frankie, sit here and tell me all about it..."
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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2012, 10:07:18 AM »

"Frankie, sit here and tell me all about it..."
lol. "I tell you Jason. Its sooooo sick Jason "
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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2012, 10:12:16 AM »

"Get in!!"" folowed by table bang by your opponent when you're all in. GIQ please
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2012, 10:14:30 AM »


any expression which involves the words 'betting discs'
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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2012, 10:17:29 AM »

 Ship it. 
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2012, 10:19:14 AM »

When people use poker terms to talk about every day life.

"We snap ordered a cab and turbo packed before getting on a plane to Hamburg for some de-genning".

No you didn't

You packed and went to Hamburg, had a beer and maybe played on a fruit machine.



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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2012, 10:49:50 AM »

"thought you were at it"
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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2012, 10:50:42 AM »

When people use poker terms to talk about every day life.

"We snap ordered a cab and turbo packed before getting on a plane to Hamburg for some de-genning".

No you didn't

You packed and went to Hamburg, had a beer and maybe played on a fruit machine.


I do this a fair bit tbh. Although unlike girgy I do not say "Sigh" irl.
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