Tales of Poker from the Luton G - 2013

[Drain Alien]

Anyone know wot comp is on tonight?
I need a drink.
I fancy a game..

EDIT:
Website updated!
£40 Nlh Freezeout. Re-entry X1. Early Bird Bonus For Pre-registration.    Freeze Out    40    8,000    5    19:30

[luther101]

All the regular guarantees have gone        .......       Genting to capitalise?

Let's hope that all the good work put in by George, and gang, in the last 2 years isn't going to whisk the cardroom Forward to the Past - as the 'age old problem' of The G Casino Management's Myopia rears it's facile head, yet again!

[luther101]

Oh, and Drainy           .....       do you have permission to infringe upon Wheldon's World?

[tikay]

I saw a sign for Luton when I was driving to Gatwick a few months ago.

Pretty sure this qualifies me for an entry on page 1.

No, but you get entry for getting totally owned by the 109 year old Evil Edna at Luton in the cash game.

Matt - I'm going to test how much I need to raise pre @ 50p - £1 to get Edna off pre-flop. I make it £630 to go.

Edna - I call

[Drain Alien]

Oh, and Drainy           .....       do you have permission to infringe upon Wheldon's World?

Yes Paul - I spoke to Sweaty Terry, and also met personally with Neurotic Norris the new leaugue Elder.

[cambridgealex]

Real John Black stories itt please

[jgcblack]

Real John Black stories itt please

probably not a good idea.

Although funny part is i don't think I've been out of order much, if ever.  Just a stroppy 'knowitall' smart alec little bartender.

[Mohican]

I saw a sign for Luton when I was driving to Gatwick a few months ago.

Pretty sure this qualifies me for an entry on page 1.

No, but you get entry for getting totally owned by the 109 year old Evil Edna at Luton in the cash game.

Matt - I'm going to test how much I need to raise pre @ 50p - £1 to get Edna off pre-flop. I make it £630 to go.

Edna - I call

How much is truth and how much is embellishment for the purposes of comedy in the above?

[tikay]

I saw a sign for Luton when I was driving to Gatwick a few months ago.

Pretty sure this qualifies me for an entry on page 1.

No, but you get entry for getting totally owned by the 109 year old Evil Edna at Luton in the cash game.

Matt - I'm going to test how much I need to raise pre @ 50p - £1 to get Edna off pre-flop. I make it £630 to go.

Edna - I call

How much is truth and how much is embellishment for the purposes of comedy in the above?

There may have been a modicum of embellishment there.......best ask Evil Pie, of the night the two Evil's clashed, Evil Pie v Evil Edna.

Only one winner there.

Incidentally, I hope you have met Edna? Living Legend in Luton.

[cambridgealex]

Real John Black stories itt please

probably not a good idea.

Although funny part is i don't think I've been out of order much, if ever.  Just a stroppy 'knowitall' smart alec little bartender.

Bartender?

[celtic]

I saw a sign for Luton when I was driving to Gatwick a few months ago.

Pretty sure this qualifies me for an entry on page 1.

No, but you get entry for getting totally owned by the 109 year old Evil Edna at Luton in the cash game.

Matt - I'm going to test how much I need to raise pre @ 50p - £1 to get Edna off pre-flop. I make it £630 to go.

Edna - I call

How much is truth and how much is embellishment for the purposes of comedy in the above?

Pretty much true Carl. Can't remember exact amounts now, but Matt had had enough of the Luton Limp Callers brigade, and decided to just move most of his stack in. May well have been more than £600.Think it was 1/2 rather than 50/1 but no difference really. StuartHopkin was on the cash game and Mondatoo too, where he folded for 86 hands in a row and Edna told him he was just taking up a seat and should let someone sit there that was gonna play.

[tikay]

^^^^

Absolutely true.

£600 or whatever, yes, & he still got called!

[Mohican]

Sounds like some rather jolly japes have been had by all. I think the Luton Limpers Brigade have an outpost on the 50/50 tables. They keep paying me off though, which is nice!!!

[luther101]

Mmmmmm     ......      what a horrible, horrible, 'choice' of comps on offer in Luton tonight!

The G;

£25 Nlh 20k Superstack Bounty Freezeout. Re-entry X1. (£20 To Prizepool. £5 Bounty)    .....       no guarantee.

Stanley's;

£25 NLH 22k Mega-Stack Turbo Freezeout. Re-entry X1.              ......                   £800 Prize Pool Guaranteed.

Now do I;

a) Stay in and watch some Mincing Fruit bake a phuqqin apple tart on BBC 2, like Chompy?

b) Go off to support the guarantee offering room?

c) Torture an earwig?

(last night's G  tourny report     ....     2 x MAS in attendance     .....    2 x MAS make FT      .......      2 x MAS cash        .....         standard!)

[smashedagain]

Real John Black stories itt please

probably not a good idea.

Although funny part is i don't think I've been out of order much, if ever.  Just a stroppy 'knowitall' smart alec little bartender.

Bartender?

tender / steward