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« Reply #690 on: August 07, 2013, 10:09:52 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on August 07, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: Tal on August 07, 2013, 09:46:30 PM
Chuck Norris asks if it's ok if he wears an Ian Gascoigne T-shirt.

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There is no pocket fives ranking system; just a list of recs Ian Gascoigne has decided not to check-raise
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« Reply #691 on: August 07, 2013, 10:13:29 PM »
Good luck Ian!
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« Reply #692 on: August 07, 2013, 10:16:42 PM »
Ian Gascoigne doesn't flush the toilet; he check-raises the shit out of it.
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« Reply #693 on: August 07, 2013, 10:17:48 PM »
People have claimed that to run this deep, the deck must've hit Ian in the face.

The deck doesn't hit Ian in the face. He hits the deck in the face. Repeatedly until he gets the cards he wants.
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« Reply #694 on: August 07, 2013, 10:18:19 PM »
Quote from: cambridgealex on August 07, 2013, 10:17:48 PM
People have claimed that to run this deep, the deck must've hit Ian in the face.

The deck doesn't hit Ian in the face. He hits the deck in the face. Repeatedly until he gets the cards he wants.

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« Reply #695 on: August 07, 2013, 10:23:05 PM »
Ian Gascoigne can make a straight without a ten or a five. Twice.
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« Reply #696 on: August 07, 2013, 10:24:17 PM »
Quote from: Tal on August 07, 2013, 10:16:42 PM
Ian Gascoigne doesn't flush the toilet; he check-raises the shit out of it.

Best yet.
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« Reply #697 on: August 07, 2013, 10:25:44 PM »
If anyone is relying on this thread to inform them what's going on, here's the last chipcount on the updates:

Ian Gascoigne 635,000
Trevor Dinneen 310,000
Marc MacDonnell 200,000
Steve O’Dwyer – 180,000
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« Reply #698 on: August 07, 2013, 10:26:52 PM »
Ian Gascoigne is the inspiration behind Walter White.
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« Reply #699 on: August 07, 2013, 10:27:15 PM »
Quote from: edgascoigne on August 07, 2013, 08:55:39 PM
Quote from: cambridgealex on August 07, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
Omg.

Ian is a hero.

He's lost a few chips. Then gets in a pot with MacDonnell.

Board reads 862 A 5, flush out there.

Ian bets river 35k. MacDonnell raise 90k. Ian allin 300k ish.

Very long tank fold from MacDonnell with A2 for two pair.

Ian shows KJ high.

Back of the net! Chip leader again!

The guy is wounded! Seriously wounded! Ian shows and shouts over to me "pint of Guinness please mate!"

Loving it!


Every day he's rofling.

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« Reply #700 on: August 07, 2013, 10:29:32 PM »
Quote from: millidonk on August 07, 2013, 09:44:05 PM
IANFUCKINCREDIBLE

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When I grow up, I want to be like Ian Gascoigne.

Was thinking the same. You've got more chance though, to be honest.

brilliant!



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People have claimed that to run this deep, the deck must've hit Ian in the face.

The deck doesn't hit Ian in the face. He hits the deck in the face. Repeatedly until he gets the cards he wants.


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« Reply #701 on: August 07, 2013, 10:37:08 PM »
scenes from Ians rail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZsZRcog0GJ8&t=17
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« Reply #702 on: August 07, 2013, 10:38:36 PM »
Ian Gascoigne owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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« Reply #703 on: August 07, 2013, 10:38:46 PM »
Ians face knocking over his chips rofl  


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« Reply #704 on: August 07, 2013, 10:56:15 PM »
1.5x pot with Q high? Why not.

Come on Father. You're doing us all proud!
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