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« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2006, 11:26:38 AM » |
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heres another one for the jocks ...
"The Referee"
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« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2006, 11:35:03 AM » |
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No, you're the fattest.
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2006, 11:49:55 AM » |
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is this the "say something about the person above you thread"  |
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« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2006, 11:50:14 AM » |
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......"I was in this fridge"  |
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« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2006, 12:49:44 PM » |
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Know it? I f%&*ing wrote it, love!
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"...And If You Flash Him A Smile He'll Take Your Teeth As Deposit..."
"Sheriff Fatman" - Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
2006 Blonde Caption Comp Ultimate Champion (to be replaced by actual poker achievements when I have any)
GUKPT Online Main Event Winner 2008 (yay, a poker achievement!)
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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2006, 01:14:05 PM » |
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For Hans that does the dishes can feel soft as Gervase, with mild green hairy-lipped squid.
(for TightEnd and other fans of Ian Rankin's Rebus novels)
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If life is a game of cards, somebody is cheating.
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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2006, 01:15:03 PM » |
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cos it wanted to get to the other side!
^^^ I'm crap at this aren't I? lol
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Liberavi animam meam
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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2006, 01:23:39 PM » |
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shark infested custard
run like hell, he's probably got a grenade between his teeth
ahhhh.... the classics (that's not a punchline by the way..)
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There's gotta be a way! He who dares wins! There's a million quids worth of gold out there - our gold. We can't just say 'bonjour' to it.
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2006, 01:26:37 PM » |
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and he said, "Owww! You don't see many of those around here, do you!"
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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2006, 01:31:59 PM » |
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So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his bottom with it.
(didn't want to say arse in case it was too rude)
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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2006, 01:46:34 PM » |
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Anyone can roast beef
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Bet the pot
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« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2006, 01:49:45 PM » |
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When you start having dry dreams and wet farts
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Bet the pot
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« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2006, 03:17:16 PM » |
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"The fare is now 70p, you're running the wrong way"
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2006, 04:10:46 PM » |
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"Emmannuel Kant but Genghis Khan."
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« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2006, 04:54:51 PM » |
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thora hird
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