There and Back Again: A Punter's Tale by Matthew Harris

[Rexas]

You dont play with the barriers up?

Well thats no fun

They actually make the lane smaller, which can make it harder for me :p

[Rexas]

So, I've spent all day writing essays and other crap for my Uni course. Once again, I can't help but sit here and wonder whether this is really what I want to be doing with my life. I really don't give a rats ass about what Tennyson thought of death and if you do then quite frankly you should be taken to a small island and left there to bore someone else to tears. The only thing keeping me at uni right now is the bowling team, which is definitely as sad as it sounds, and the fact that I don't have the money to justify leaving. Certainly, at this rate, I can't see myself being there for the entire third year. O well, I have one more piece of work to write. This is a poem, and I may well post it as the next poetry feature on here, if it turns out to be any good. For a bit of context, I came up with the idea for it a few minutes ago, after walking into the kitchen, wallowing in my own self pity, and wondering whether I should throw out the pizza box that has now been sat there for well over a week. So, people of blonde, prepare (maybe) for a poem on happiness, told from the perspective of the first slice being lifted from his other pizza slice friends and about to be eaten by you. You bastard.

[DrDreh]

Potential degree change as opposed to dropping out entirely?

[theprawnidentity]

[verndog158]

[DrDreh]

I think you're the most underrated player in the world <3

[verndog158]

bump!
 

[verndog158]

so was surfing around 2+2 with Tomsom, and we think we have found your sharkscope graph?

Click to see full-size image.

[theprawnidentity]

This can't be a Marris graph, the ABI looks too bowl.

[verndog158]

by the way, was good to bump into your parents last night. showed me some baby pics of you, were very cute!!

[Rexas]

Guess it's time to resurrect the diary, cheers to tighty for facilitating the name change! Updates to follow shortly

[DrDreh]

he's returned from mount doom without his precious.  the bankroll has gone up in flames

[verndog158]

he's returned from mount doom without his precious.  the bankroll has gone up in flames

Don't think it's a secret that Matt had his ring destroyed years ago

[DrDreh]

it was like when the ring was put on the finger you'd disappear, same as when money was placed in rexas' hands

[theprawnidentity]

"They stole it from us.  Filthy punterses!!!!"