Meet the dealer.

[RED-DOG]

Do they not have female dealers in the games you play Tom? Or is the restraining order still in place?

O. M. G. Are there any female dealers in the games I play?

Some of the female dealers at DTD combine brains, beauty and personality to such devastating effect that I often fall over backwards in my chair when they smile at me. If I pass back my cards and our fingers accidentally touch, it's like being struck by lightning. 

[RED-DOG]

Do they not have female dealers in the games you play Tom? Or is the restraining order still in place?

O. M. G. Are there any female dealers in the games I play?

Some of the female dealers at DTD combine brains, beauty and personality to such devastating effect that I often fall over backwards in my chair when they smile at me. If I pass back my cards and our fingers accidentally touch, it's like being struck by lightning. 

Blimey! It's gone very quiet.

I was exaggerating for comic effect. I'm not a pervert. Honest.

[jackinbeat]

Do they not have female dealers in the games you play Tom? Or is the restraining order still in place?

O. M. G. Are there any female dealers in the games I play?

Some of the female dealers at DTD combine brains, beauty and personality to such devastating effect that I often fall over backwards in my chair when they smile at me. If I pass back my cards and our fingers accidentally touch, it's like being struck by lightning. 

Hope you don't fall backwards whilst still holding cards, might be considered folding out of turn. Pics of female dealers and lightening would be a thread saver.

[RED-DOG]

And the winner, on a tiebreak, of the £10 beer token (Redeemable at all good bars and strip joints) is......


Mr Tal!   

For a school project, Matt invented the Duck-billed Platypus but his description and drawings were so life-like and believable, it has been commonly accepted as a real animal ever since, featuring in the Encyclopaedia Britannica the following January.


George has recorded a version of Britney Spears' Toxic in Klingon, in order to help a friend of his woo the heart of a Star Trek fan, leading him to be dubbed Cyrano de Nottingham.



Adam was the man who encouraged David Mitchell to grow a beard, suggesting it gave him "a more august, rigorous demeanour".



Scott threw a coin into the Trevi Fountain and wished to be the subject of a speculative guessing game.

Congratulations! You may request payment via  PokerStars, bank transfer, or in person when you see me. (If you choose the latter, please organise a secret password because I have no clue what you look like.)

Your password should be at least 6 digits and should contain both letters and numbers.

Note: Spaces and punctuation marks are not allowed.



PS- This is what I imagine you look like.

[Tal]

Thank you, sir.

Next time I'm at DTD, I'll let you know and introduce myself, although I'll warn you I'm a lot more boring in real life. Would only be a soft drink for me, anyway, as I'm teetotal.

In all seriousness, feel free to donate any Tal Beer Tokens to Cancer Research.

Brilliant fun, anyway.

[RED-DOG]

Thank you, sir.

Next time I'm at DTD, I'll let you know and introduce myself, although I'll warn you I'm a lot more boring in real life. Would only be a soft drink for me, anyway, as I'm teetotal.

In all seriousness, feel free to donate any Tal Beer Tokens to Cancer Research.

Brilliant fun, anyway.

Excellent.

Your beer tokens are winging their way to a worthy cause as we speak.