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« on: March 27, 2013, 07:04:10 PM » |
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I can think of two
1) The button only gets dealt one card and asks for a second. "You're too good to have two"
2) Someone folds and their cards flip up as Q3o or something. "You're folding that?" or similar...
Any others?
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 07:07:15 PM » |
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Someone gets back to the table just as the cards have been dealt.
"You had aces" is the usual joke, followed by "well, I always lose with them so a lucky escape" - or words to that effect.
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cambridgealex
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 07:08:29 PM » |
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Someone gets back to the table just as the cards have been dealt.
"You had aces" is the usual joke, followed by "well, I always lose with them so a lucky escape" - or words to that effect.
Yup very good boshi didn't think of that one. |
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 07:12:18 PM » |
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Player is not following the game and has been dealt his cards and doesn't realise it's his turn for action.
Someone invariably says
"What would you do if it was on you?"
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 07:14:19 PM » |
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There was a guy called George who was a regular at Gala a few years ago, he was an older guy and sometimes wore a hairnet a la Eena Sharples(google is your friend younger readers) and every time without fail if a six came on the flop, turn or river, he would announce "sex".
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 07:16:21 PM » |
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FourKing(insert card value here)
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 07:17:33 PM » |
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The flop comes 999 someone usually says "call the police" for some reason.
Similarly if anyone plays KJ off suit a joke about "Jack King off" ensures very little hilarity.
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cambridgealex
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 07:20:48 PM » |
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dealers announces the cards on a T25 flop
"it's not ten to five its [insert time]"
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 07:21:02 PM » |
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When someone loses with Ace King and then you hear
'Anna kornikova (sp) Looks great but never wins!'
Normally gets a couple of sniggers, and a death stare by me as it was mildly amusing in 2008.
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2013, 07:36:21 PM » |
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My favourite, although it's a bit of a rarity and somewhat obscure, and as far as I know I'm the only one to have told it iis the "psycho-killer flop" which goes.. "Psycho-killer qu'est que c'est, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa" 444  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2013, 07:39:29 PM » |
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There was a guy called George who was a regular at Gala a few years ago, he was an older guy and sometimes wore a hairnet a la Eena Sharples(google is your friend younger readers) and every time without fail if a six came on the flop, turn or river, he would announce "sex".
Yes, I remember him. "Sex", every bloody time. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2013, 07:43:05 PM » |
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If I three-bet pre-flop.
"Aces again?"
Which is ridiculous. Sometimes I three-bet with kings as well.
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2013, 07:49:27 PM » |
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When someone loses with Ace King and then you hear
'Anna kornikova (sp) Looks great but never wins!'
Normally gets a couple of sniggers, and a death stare by me as it was mildly amusing in 2008.
This actually nearly made laugh the first time I heard it. But the by the 200th time it lost any appeal. Haven't heard it for a while though. |
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2013, 07:51:38 PM » |
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After a particularly nasty outdraw occurs at the table I can never stop myself from saying 'I'm going to stick to online poker coz it's much more realistic than this'
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2013, 08:00:57 PM » |
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After a particularly nasty outdraw occurs at the table I can never stop myself from saying 'I'm going to stick to online poker coz it's much more realistic than this'
On a similar theme, when someone gets coolered or suffers a beat someone always says "pokerstars" closely followed by "jokerstars". |
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