Jokes that NEVER go unsaid at a poker table

[celtic]

Chinese willie, the dealer? Did he later become a player? Or that a different one?

[Karabiner]

Chinese willie, the dealer? Did he later become a player? Or that a different one?

Still around today, Willie Tann. Says he's known me "since I was a baby".

[celtic]

Chinese willie, the dealer? Did he later become a player? Or that a different one?

Still around today, Willie Tann. Says he's known me "since I was a baby".

He's prob known tikay since he was a baby!

[The Camel]

'Here comes the fish' or is that just me?

Afraid I'm guilty of this one.

regularly say "the value has arrived" when someone I half know joins a table I am playing at.

I shall stop.

[kinboshi]

'Here comes the fish' or is that just me?

Afraid I'm guilty of this one.

regularly say "the value has arrived" when someone I half know joins a table I am playing at.

I shall stop.

I thought that was the standard greeting poker players gave people when they joined a table - or is it just me that gets it every time?

[bobAlike]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

[kinboshi]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

Thought my joke at the weekend was funny though.

[bobAlike]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

Thought my joke at the weekend was funny though.

Which one was that Kin, you tell so many, ahem, good jokes.

[kinboshi]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

Thought my joke at the weekend was funny though.

Which one was that Kin, you tell so many, ahem, good jokes.

Yes, I know there are so many to choose from.  I actually can't remember exactly what was said, but it was when I was introducing you to Matt, Ian, Sean, etc., and there was a few seconds Matt was quiet trying to work out who you were - and I said "don't worry, it's not Vinny".  I thought it was funny anyway. 

[bobAlike]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

Thought my joke at the weekend was funny though.

Which one was that Kin, you tell so many, ahem, good jokes.

Yes, I know there are so many to choose from.  I actually can't remember exactly what was said, but it was when I was introducing you to Matt, Ian, Sean, etc., and there was a few seconds Matt was quiet trying to work out who you were - and I said "don't worry, it's not Vinny".  I thought it was funny anyway. 

Oh that one, would have been funnier if Matt didn't already know me but you can't win 'em all.

[kinboshi]

'Hello Vinny Celtic'

Thought my joke at the weekend was funny though.

Which one was that Kin, you tell so many, ahem, good jokes.

Yes, I know there are so many to choose from.  I actually can't remember exactly what was said, but it was when I was introducing you to Matt, Ian, Sean, etc., and there was a few seconds Matt was quiet trying to work out who you were - and I said "don't worry, it's not Vinny".  I thought it was funny anyway. 

Oh that one, would have been funnier if Matt didn't already know me but you can't win 'em all.

Yeah, but he knows Vinny as well.

[SuuPRlim]

Skalie really is the master of these sarcastic poker jokes

[smashedagain]

Skalie really is the master of these sarcastic poker jokes

Gosney has a way of taking the piss out of people in away that makes them think he is paying em a compliment

[Karabiner]

Skalie really is the master of these sarcastic poker jokes

Gosney has a way of taking the piss out of people in away that makes them think he is a miserable bastard

FYP

[action man]

ive kinda found a good comeback to when someone shows you a bluff in a pointless spot, tiny pot etc. i just dead pan start applauding and urging the table to join me.