To be a top pro punterer, you need to...
1. Have a mullet
2. Refer to yourself in the third person
3. Shout "Oi oi!" a lot
4. Play tennis or real tennis
5. Eat cereal out of a washing up bowl, like that bloke from Wife Swap
Shouting oi oi at the top of your voice when at the dogs when your strong stayer leads at the final bend is one the best feelings as a punter!