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« on: June 21, 2005, 02:03:56 AM »

Hi guys, for those of you that cant be here on my sofa, I thought Id try to share the experience with you

I arrived quite late this morning after dropping my wife and daughter off at east midlands airport at 5 am, (little break in Spain with her sisters) I didnt get out of bed until 11.30.

Then I had to do for myself all the things Mrs RED_DOG usually does for me. NO, not that, I mean making beds, finding clean clothes etc

So, after a delayed start, I had a quick shower, no shave, (no one to tell me off) I started my 20ft journey from the bathroom to the living room, it was a lovely morning so I decided to walk. This journey turned out to be more difficult than you might think. I narrowly missed tripping over one of my daughters trainers and had to stop by the fridge to recover. This was a mistake. My wife, no doubt worrying that I would fade away during her absence, had stocked it with enough food to sustain a small village over a bank holiday, and because I dont like to eat on an empty stomach, I decided Id better have whatever you call the meal between breakfast and elevenses.

After my stew and malteasers, I continued on my way and had almost made my destination when the telly hove into view, I flicked it on. Half an hour later I knew how to worm a pig, but I was getting hungry again.

Finally I arrived. My laptop blinked at me excitedly, and within five minutes I was jamming pots with the best of them. Ive been playing multis for 12 hours straight and after a couple of early exits and a near miss, Ive managed to make a final table and I am the grand total of $420 to the good

Isnt life wonderful



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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2005, 02:08:03 AM »

Have you been on that sunbed again?

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2005, 02:10:08 AM »

haha very amusing red-dog fantastic stuff
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2005, 02:19:44 AM »

put them legs away they are worse than tikays
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2005, 02:22:17 AM »


"seeing at it waa a lolvely day, I decided to walk...." Classic stuff from blonde's King of Comedy.

But now you know the temptations I face, living alone, with nobody nagging me. It's tough, real tough......
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2005, 02:37:48 AM »

so funny!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2005, 02:48:03 AM »

no shave, (no one to tell me off)

We've been tellin' ya for months!!
Good stuff mate, might see ya saturday at walsall if you can make it that far
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2005, 03:15:36 AM »

"And tonight Matthew, Im going to be Freddie Mercury "
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2005, 08:06:49 AM »


Or even Nigel Mansell. But oh, those legs.......
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2005, 10:37:19 AM »

Funny as hell RED DOG, highly amusing post there, still laughing in my Boss's face!
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2005, 10:46:47 AM »

Stop it Red-dog !

Just spilled my coffee again !!

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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2005, 10:54:28 AM »

big round of applause for posting that picture....not every day you get to see a movie star in the zone.

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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2005, 11:12:49 AM »




But now you know the temptations I face, living alone, with nobody nagging me. It's tough, real tough......

Its all very well and good...but this morning I'm faced with a pile of washing up, should heve done it last night I know

My dad gave me this advice once. (How to decide who's turn it is to wash up) "Look down your trousers, if you have a willy, it's not your turn"
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