I've never...

[maldini32]

flown in a helicopter

been to South America

watched any professional sport live apart from Football

[anthonyl]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

[The Camel]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

[theprawnidentity]

Cold 5 bet, I think....

[anthonyl]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

It's true. Same for a number of my friends too.

Worked in Haagen Dazs in a cinema for four years at school/uni serving these and never had a cup of tea or coffee still!

[MintTrav]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

I believe it. We were given tea and coffee as children, but lots of people my age didn't give to their children. It wasn't really to stop them from ever drinking it; more in the belief that it isn't good for children but they will start drinking it when they get older. There are plenty of young adults now who never got around to trying it when they got older and aren't bothered about doing so.

[Tal]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

Probably shouldn't, but that really tickled me!

[The Camel]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

I believe it. We were given tea and coffee as children, but lots of people my age didn't give to their children. It wasn't really to stop them from ever drinking it; more in the belief that it isn't good for children but they will start drinking it when they get older. There are plenty of young adults now who never got around to trying it when they got older and aren't bothered about doing so.

But, when you were like 14,15,16 didn't you think.. "hmm, all the adult population of the UK drink it, let's try a cup to see what it's like"?

I would totally accept it if you tried it and didn't like it, but to have never tasted tea or coffee is just bizarre.

[GreekStein]

got my money in bad

[theprawnidentity]

got my money in bad

not got my money in

[anthonyl]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

I believe it. We were given tea and coffee as children, but lots of people my age didn't give to their children. It wasn't really to stop them from ever drinking it; more in the belief that it isn't good for children but they will start drinking it when they get older. There are plenty of young adults now who never got around to trying it when they got older and aren't bothered about doing so.

But, when you were like 14,15,16 didn't you think.. "hmm, all the adult population of the UK drink it, let's try a cup to see what it's like"?

I would totally accept it if you tried it and didn't like it, but to have never tasted tea or coffee is just bizarre.

Nope, those coffee quality street things scared me for life as a kid!

Dad made me a cup of tea when I was about 15 I smelt it, that was as close as it got. Know about 15+ people who have never tried coffee. Reckon there are people on this forum in the same boat!

[Tal]

I've never consciously drunk alcohol.

I always add consciously because I once mistakenly picked up someone else's drink (a Bacardi and coke that happened to be next to my coke) and I've had a drink spiked once at Uni by someone who wrongly thought it would be funny.

Spirit of honesty and all that, no pun intended.

[Kev B]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

Proper made me laugh.

My daughter doesn't drink either and I'm not actually sure if she ever tried . Going to have to find out now.

[The Camel]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

Proper made me laugh.

My daughter doesn't drink either and I'm not actually sure if she ever tried . Going to have to find out now.

It's just weird.

I can totally understand not liking tea/coffee. I don't like tea much and only really drink coffee after a decent meal.

But people have never tried them?!?!?

Just plain strange. It might just be the thing which makes your taste-buds sing with delight.

[gouty]

I've never had a cup of tea or coffee

Oh fuck off, I just don't believe this.

Finest post of 2013 so far.

Concise maybe, but very funny.