Did you know? Useless facts O/T

[Scottish Dave]

In the Isle of Man it is legal to Kill a Scotsman on Douglas Beach on Christmas day

on that note, it is still legal to kill a scotsman from the walls of york town, provided its with a crossbow only!

i was there a while back for a conference, and was shitting myself - i knew they would be gunning (or bowing) for the top Jock!  

[The_nun]

These, apparently are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous":      

 tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

[AdamM]

Fifty two percent of Americans think early man coexisted with dinosaurs

dont the other 48% believe in creationism and that there were no dinasaurs at all
I don't Adam and Eve it

[dik9]

 -- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan
must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
 
 -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while
hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
 
 -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish.  (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
 
 -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
 
 -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't
allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with
you -- or holding you in his arms.
 
 -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between
members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown --
if they're nude.  
 
 -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to
have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart
when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make
love on the floor between the beds!
 
 -- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even
if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have
sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton
nightshirts.
 
 -- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
 
 -- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
 
 -- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity
with the lights on.
 
 -- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of
a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American
male."
 
 -- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up
from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two
minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
 
 -- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)

 -- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered
species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows
or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were
successful in their lobbying efforts.)

[TightEnd]

dik9 discovers google...........

[The_nun]

A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.



Now how would I know that one ...

[dik9]

dik9 discovers google...........

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Rod Paradise]

-- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse
with a live fish.  (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
 

I could tell you a story about someone I know... but this is a familly forum  

[dik9]

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.


Why are most of these stupid Laws American?

[dik9]

New York? LOL

[dik9]

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.  WTF???

[The_nun]

Texas Law states that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

[dik9]

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !

[Dingdell]

With all these laws against sex its amazing that they have managed to continue the american race ..........but unfortunately they have! (Brian Wison excepted of course!) ;-)

[dik9]

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

Colchester Kiv last seen applying for a green card and work visa