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« on: October 04, 2013, 06:09:11 PM » |
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So we invited them round for lunch.
And it went fine.
But that was at 1pm.
It's now 6pm and they are showing no inclination to leave.
Best way to get rid of them?
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"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 06:15:31 PM » |
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Put your jackets on and say you got to go somewhere... Quick trip around the block and job's a good'un
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 06:22:09 PM » |
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Start talking about concrete and trains......
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 06:27:17 PM » |
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Give them the link to this thread.
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2013, 06:27:40 PM » |
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Start talking about concrete and trains......
I lolled. |
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 06:31:44 PM » |
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Is there anything you eat that gives you really bad wind?
I'd say a quick look at the watch and a very polite and amicable thank you for making it such a wonderful afternoon. Should pass for a very English hint.
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2013, 06:42:32 PM » |
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I would have thought spending your time posting on an internet forum instead of talking to them should be enough.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 06:45:44 PM » |
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Ask them if they would like to join you in searching the DVLA website for some interesting number plates
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The Camel
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2013, 06:48:29 PM » |
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Is there anything you eat that gives you really bad wind?
I'd say a quick look at the watch and a very polite and amicable thank you for making it such a wonderful afternoon. Should pass for a very English hint.
Tried the latter about 2 hours ago. Might well try the former now. |
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"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2013, 06:48:55 PM » |
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I would have thought spending your time posting on an internet forum instead of talking to them should be enough.
Clearly not. |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2013, 06:49:24 PM » |
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always have an exit strategy... schoolboy error...
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2013, 06:51:58 PM » |
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Start talking about concrete and trains......
FML. You are so wrong, Jim, because I never get invited to Camel's place for tea. |
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2013, 06:52:14 PM » |
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Start yawning loudly and look at the clock. Or get their cars keys and a fruit bowl. That might do it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 06:52:43 PM » |
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So we invited them round for lunch.
And it went fine.
But that was at 1pm.
It's now 6pm and they are showing no inclination to leave.
Best way to get rid of them?
The Victory Cup on TV should do the trick. |
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2013, 06:55:32 PM » |
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Start bringing the conversation round to swinging and start giving them suggestive looks. If your guests are blokes, even better.
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