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« on: January 23, 2006, 11:15:52 PM »
It was Ariston, Mikky T and Nemesis who gave me the idea.

Post your useless inventions.....
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 11:18:10 PM »
Helicopter ejector seat?

Or did you mean real useless inventions like the fold button?
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 11:21:05 PM »
Ash tray for a motor bike...
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 11:33:10 PM »
Most useless invention ever is the Big slipper, as seen in the news of the world and other tabloids , one big slipper for both feet, wtf???
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 11:33:53 PM »
Chocolate fireguard
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 11:35:12 PM »
Doggles, eye protectors for your mutt.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2006, 11:37:03 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 23, 2006, 11:35:12 PM
Doggles, eye protectors for your mutt.

Oh @#$! me my sides are splitting.
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2006, 11:42:33 PM »
the Vacubarber was another useless peice of crap, it was a hoover that you would use on yer barnett to trim yer hair. If you ever used it you looked like one of those Bosnians from the news pics.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2006, 11:43:19 PM »
Ironing water. I've been thinking about it for days and I still don't get it
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2006, 11:43:21 PM »
Didn't make that one up.....

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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2006, 11:44:51 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 23, 2006, 11:43:21 PM
Didn't make that one up.....

you are in to some kinky sheight mate that you could find that.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2006, 11:45:32 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 23, 2006, 11:43:21 PM
Didn't make that one up.....

Oh man people in my house think I'm crazy I'm laughing so hard!!
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2006, 11:47:23 PM »
tank u are a genious, where do u find these things?
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2006, 11:47:45 PM »
The home paper shredder to protect yourself against that media invention that is identity theft.

My brother-in-law wanted one for Christmas. This made me laugh, someone wanting to steal his identity. He's so bankrupt he can't even hire a video.
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2006, 11:51:21 PM »
The Butter stick was another, it was like pritt stick but it was butter.



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