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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2006, 11:52:25 PM »

To be fair the doggle is not a useless invention.

Is your dog too slow at getting sticks when you chuck them in a pond. Doesn't that just piss your life off?

The doggle improves your best pal's underwater visibility. Studies show that if you throw your stick in the water the doggle can improve the retrieve time by an average of 15%.

Worth every penny!
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2006, 11:53:19 PM »

The braille TV Guide, that one floored me.
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2006, 11:54:26 PM »

To be fair the doggle is not a useless invention.

Is your dog too slow at getting sticks when you chuck them in a pond. Doesn't that just piss your life off?

The doggle improves your best pal's underwater visibility. Studies show that if you throw your stick in the water the doggle can improve the retrieve time by an average of 15%.

Worth every penny!

I'm still laughing at that picutre. Crying in fact. My stomach hurts.
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2006, 11:58:03 PM »


The Butter stick was another, it was like pritt stick but it was butter.


Why stop at butter?

I believe all food should come on a stick.
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2006, 12:45:14 AM »

those big blind , small blind buttons you see in cheapo chip sets
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2006, 12:55:39 AM »

Ironing water. I've been thinking about it for days and I still don't get it

LOL, that made me laugh, can just imagine you wandering about and thinking "Why the hell is there such a thing", "Ironing Water. WTF is all that about" "I mean...who would PAY for ironing water!"

Don't let it get to you

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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2006, 12:57:19 AM »

I still cant find an electric bawbag inflator
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2006, 01:00:20 AM »

The Butter stick was another, it was like pritt stick but it was butter.



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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2006, 01:02:33 AM »

Another useless invention... well, I spose creation is the proper word?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2006, 01:09:05 AM »

Another useless invention... well, I spose creation is the proper word?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

Trust you to like that crap!!
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2006, 01:09:53 AM »

what about the banana protector ( i think it looks like ssummat else)

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« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2006, 01:12:13 AM »

Is that an electric vibrating banana protector?
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2006, 01:12:40 AM »

So your na-na doesn't unripen in your undies drawer?    >:?
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2006, 01:14:45 AM »

u can even get one that looks like a banana woooooow

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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2006, 01:15:36 AM »

Leon says The Citroen Dolly is a useless pile of s.........

He also says that he knows something else thats useless... and looked at me Sad Thanks hun!
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