Stepping into the future - One man's journey

[millidonk]

I used to live in Bedford, been to Luton a few times, went to the G when it got done up but they made me wear shoes and take off my hat. #shithole

Next time Mrs Eso goes away I might go stay at his and come through with him. (he isn't aware of this yet)

[BangBang]

Think you should come to Luton over Christmas/new year for a comp.

You'll love it..

What comp...?

[Nakor]

As the newly crowned "Mr Christmas" can you settle a couple of Xmas arguments in our house please;

Is a Christmas Loo Seat cover "going to far"?

And

When can we open the Squirty Cream?

All parties have promised to abide by your judgements.
Thankyou in advance.

[millidonk]

As the newly crowned "Mr Christmas" can you settle a couple of Xmas arguments in our house please;

Is a Christmas Loo Seat cover "going to far"?

And

When can we open the Squirty Cream?

All parties have promised to abide by your judgements.
Thankyou in advance.

I also have a xmas loo cover and it is perfectly acceptable!!

No squirty cream in my house! Extra thick double whipped cream only!

Fwiw here is the outside of my downstairs toilet:

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Here is the inside:

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Everyone likes to listen to a singing xmas tree when having a slash..

My sister's toilet cover makes a hohoho sound everytime you lift it up. #jealous. Please feel free to share a pic of yours.


In other news my garage door cover blew off last night. Thankfully it got wedged under the missus' car else it could have ended up in a neighbouring village. I went to the shop and got some industrial velcro. £6.75 a metre! with 8 metres worth I expect that thing to survive a hurricane!!

[Nakor]

Same Loo seat cover.

Must press you for a date.

Seems the whole bought for Xmas is an issue in our house.
After eights gone, Biscuits for Cheese demolished, 1 advent calendar already on 25th etc, etc, etc - She needs rules.

[millidonk]

We had this problem for years, I would eat everything in the house. Tried buying 2 of everything. I would just eat twice as much.. Missus found 2 solutions ; do 90% of it online and get it delivered closer to the big day or hide it. She hid 2 tins of celebrations in her car last year and didn't even realise until Jan 4th. geeeeg new years resolutions..

If it's in the house then it's fair game imo

[Nakor]

Do you know what you have done . . . . .  If she has eaten the rib of beef when i get home I am not going to be happy.

Thanks for your help.

[pokerfan]

As the newly crowned "Mr Christmas" can you settle a couple of Xmas arguments in our house please;

Is a Christmas Loo Seat cover "going to far"?

And

When can we open the Squirty Cream?

All parties have promised to abide by your judgements.
Thankyou in advance.

I also have a xmas loo cover and it is perfectly acceptable!!

No squirty cream in my house! Extra thick double whipped cream only!

Fwiw here is the outside of my downstairs toilet:

Click to see full-size image.

Here is the inside:

Click to see full-size image.

Everyone likes to listen to a singing xmas tree when having a slash..

My sister's toilet cover makes a hohoho sound everytime you lift it up. #jealous. Please feel free to share a pic of yours.


In other news my garage door cover blew off last night. Thankfully it got wedged under the missus' car else it could have ended up in a neighbouring village. I went to the shop and got some industrial velcro. £6.75 a metre! with 8 metres worth I expect that thing to survive a hurricane!!

What a rip off.

[bobAlike]

As the newly crowned "Mr Christmas" can you settle a couple of Xmas arguments in our house please;

Is a Christmas Loo Seat cover "going to far"?

And

When can we open the Squirty Cream?

All parties have promised to abide by your judgements.
Thankyou in advance.

I also have a xmas loo cover and it is perfectly acceptable!!

No squirty cream in my house! Extra thick double whipped cream only!

Fwiw here is the outside of my downstairs toilet:

Click to see full-size image.

Here is the inside:

Click to see full-size image.

Everyone likes to listen to a singing xmas tree when having a slash..

My sister's toilet cover makes a hohoho sound everytime you lift it up. #jealous. Please feel free to share a pic of yours.


In other news my garage door cover blew off last night. Thankfully it got wedged under the missus' car else it could have ended up in a neighbouring village. I went to the shop and got some industrial velcro. £6.75 a metre! with 8 metres worth I expect that thing to survive a hurricane!!

What a rip off.

I once got paid £400 to deliver a role of Velcro to a court in Essex from the Midlands. Easiest job I think I ever did.

[millidonk]

Shocking pun attempt, thing's like that really wont stick itt.



In other news; How have I only just come across the squashies range of sweets??? Incred flavours!

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Just eating drumsticks. nom nom nom. Fine taste of drumstick lollies but you don't lose any teeth! Immediately anyway..

[craigbetts]

Think you should come to Luton over Christmas/new year for a comp.

You'll love it..

What comp...?

Anyone around tomorrow for Mr Yong's bounty jobby? Thinking of breaking my Luton duck!

[Marky147]

Shocking pun attempt, thing's like that really wont stick itt.



In other news; How have I only just come across the squashies range of sweets??? Incred flavours!

Click to see full-size image.

Just eating drumsticks. nom nom nom. Fine taste of drumstick lollies but you don't lose any teeth! Immediately anyway..

Oh my days... Drumsticks are the business!

[mondatoo]

They look incred, were you get them from ?

[millidonk]

They look incred, were you get them from ?

Local newsagent. I am reliably informed that they are stocked in all good sweeteries these days.

[titaniumbean]

They look incred, were you get them from ?

Local newsagent. I am reliably informed that they are stocked in all good sweeteries these days.

s'all about bonds boiled sweets sold in jars on shelves behind the counter. or thems aint proper sweets.