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« Reply #435 on: December 16, 2013, 08:09:58 PM »

Titty, get out!

Matey boy in work is bringing in a family sized box of swizzels matlow at the minute, they have double dips, drumsticks and the world in them. My dentist is not a fan!
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« Reply #436 on: December 16, 2013, 08:10:22 PM »

Boiled sweets? gtfo. This isn't the front line and it's not the 1940s.

Although the rhubarb and custard ones are incred. I suck em so hard the roof of my mouth ends up hurting. #livingontheedge
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« Reply #437 on: December 16, 2013, 08:20:46 PM »

Get the Lemon Bullseyes on the go!
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« Reply #438 on: December 16, 2013, 08:43:44 PM »

Boiled sweets? gtfo. This isn't the front line and it's not the 1940s.

Although the rhubarb and custard ones are incred. I suck em so hard the roof of my mouth ends up hurting. #livingontheedge


ld fucking o

it's like sherbert lemons, if you've not eaten enough that your mouth is bleeding slightly you're not doing it right.


and obv i'm a pensioner so I like old persons 'treats'. Smiley
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« Reply #439 on: December 16, 2013, 08:46:39 PM »

Pretty sure sherbert lemons are 70% glass. Slice ur tongue to bits.

Talking about being an OAP the missus spotted a grey hair in my beard today. Life is officially over.
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« Reply #440 on: December 16, 2013, 09:05:30 PM »

Pretty sure sherbert lemons are 70% glass. Slice ur tongue to bits.

Talking about being an OAP the missus spotted a grey hair in my beard today. Life is officially over.


ah see you do know how to eat em. ie keep going till there's none left and you have to clean your teeth twice before bed!!!


boiled sweets are incred. <3


whos diary is this anyway?
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« Reply #441 on: December 16, 2013, 09:16:21 PM »

No idea. Some Christmas loving fish.
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« Reply #442 on: December 17, 2013, 10:06:15 AM »

So my lil princess turns 17 months in 2 days. She just had a developmental assessment at nursery and scored in the 36 - 48 months for a lot of things. They are going to retest her in a couple of weeks to make sure it wasn't a complete fluke. I already knew her comprehension was quite advanced as I don't know many 1.5year old kids who can pull off stuff such as;  "get daddy the phone", "put this in the bin for daddy", "get daddy's shoes... no, not them, the white ones". Having your own butler is incred. Can't wait til she is tall enough to reach the fridge.

On a serious note obv I am proud but I always remember hearing a saying which keeps me in check; "If everyone's child is such a genius then why are the so many ordinary adults around.."

As a youngster I was somewhat of a child prodigy myself.. although this pretty much halted as soon as I turned 13. It was at this time when I discovered cider and fanny! Pretty much simultaneously in fact. From this moment on my academic life went rapidly down hill. It was worth it tho. #FrostyJacksftw #WouldntChangeAthing

Now if only we could get her to stop biting other children..


Darts is having a severe impact on my pokers. Played live last Weds and 1 tournament online on Sunday which is pretty shocking for me. Looking forward to the new year when I will start grinding like a tomsom monda lovechild.
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« Reply #443 on: December 17, 2013, 10:41:00 AM »

So my lil princess turns 17 months in 2 days. She just had a developmental assessment at nursery and scored in the 36 - 48 months for a lot of things. They are going to retest her in a couple of weeks to make sure it wasn't a complete fluke. I already knew her comprehension was quite advanced as I don't know many 1.5year old kids who can pull off stuff such as;  "get daddy the phone", "put this in the bin for daddy", "get daddy's shoes... no, not them, the white ones". Having your own butler is incred. Can't wait til she is tall enough to reach the fridge.

On a serious note obv I am proud but I always remember hearing a saying which keeps me in check; "If everyone's child is such a genius then why are the so many ordinary adults around.."

As a youngster I was somewhat of a child prodigy myself.. although this pretty much halted as soon as I turned 13. It was at this time when I discovered cider and fanny! Pretty much simultaneously in fact. From this moment on my academic life went rapidly down hill. It was worth it tho. #FrostyJacksftw #WouldntChangeAthing

Now if only we could get her to stop biting other children..


Darts is having a severe impact on my pokers. Played live last Weds and 1 tournament online on Sunday which is pretty shocking for me. Looking forward to the new year when I will start grinding like a tomsom monda lovechild.

Great stuff... Future Mensa member? Proud dad thread stuff right there...
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« Reply #444 on: December 17, 2013, 12:27:42 PM »

Think you should come to Luton over Christmas/new year for a comp.

You'll love it..

What comp...?

Anyone around tomorrow for Mr Yong's bounty jobby? Thinking of breaking my Luton duck!

Me and pizzled should be there tonight.

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« Reply #445 on: December 17, 2013, 12:42:12 PM »

Think you should come to Luton over Christmas/new year for a comp.

You'll love it..

What comp...?

Anyone around tomorrow for Mr Yong's bounty jobby? Thinking of breaking my Luton duck!

Me and pizzled should be there tonight.



Nice one, will you look after me? Also they best have the arra's on as I will be missing my nightly fix otherwise!
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« Reply #446 on: December 17, 2013, 02:05:32 PM »

Woah, this isn't the plenty of fish thread. Arrange your dates somewhere else you pair of doggers.
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« Reply #447 on: December 20, 2013, 05:00:46 PM »

If you haven't tried it, Mars Drink... Phenomenal...!!! 
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« Reply #448 on: December 20, 2013, 06:00:59 PM »

If you haven't tried it, Mars Drink... Phenomenal...!!! 

Yeah when I used to commute I would usually grab a milkshake from the garage. Mars has made the cut a few times but I think Galaxy wins in the choccie drink stakes.
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« Reply #449 on: December 21, 2013, 05:34:36 PM »

Thought you'd appreciate this...

The guy is also raising money for charity and has a tube which you put money into from the street that goes directly into his wishing well.. Pretty awesome..
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