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« on: April 11, 2014, 07:02:10 PM » |
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Saw this in another forum and there were some crackers.
I'll start:
Always know that life is unfair
(From my dad all the time, not in a negative sense, always in a don't moan/work hard kind of way)
He also said always buy the most expensive car you can afford which I'm only just realising is golden advice.
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Redsgirl
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 07:09:43 PM » |
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From my Granny Julie;
'Hear all, see all and say nowt'
I manage this about 95% of the time!
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If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 07:41:54 PM » |
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From my old fella when I first had a civvy job after leaving the RAF. He said'dont become a slave to the overtime'. Took me a little while to work out what he meant but he was spot on.
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Cymru am byth
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 07:56:19 PM » |
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"Shut yer mouth, get back in yer truck and f**** off. "
Random cheeky bloke as he produces gun.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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MintTrav
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 08:03:45 PM » |
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Never go upstairs with your hands empty.
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 08:07:05 PM » |
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Never go upstairs with your hands empty.
Might have whooshed me here, I have no idea what this means. |
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Tal
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 08:17:11 PM » |
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Only bet what you can afford to lose
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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Eso Kral
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 08:22:43 PM » |
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Never eat yellow snow.
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Andrew Charles Blacklock - Lived for those he loved and those he loved remember.
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Amatay
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 08:24:35 PM » |
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Control the controllables
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There is no better feeling than rocking up in a city for the first time, with nowhere to stay and everything new - so liberating.
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MintTrav
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 09:28:56 PM » |
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Never go upstairs with your hands empty.
Might have whooshed me here, I have no idea what this means. You probably pop upstairs several times in a day. There are always things that need to be taken upstairs (and downstairs). If you are going up anyway to use the toilet / brush your hair / get your jumper etc, it is easier to take something with you then instead of having to make an extra trip later specially to take it up. |
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 09:31:16 PM » |
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Never go upstairs with your hands empty.
Might have whooshed me here, I have no idea what this means. You probably pop upstairs several times in a day. There are always things that need to be taken upstairs (and downstairs). If you are going up anyway to use the toilet / brush your hair / get your jumper etc, it is easier to take something with you then instead of having to make an extra trip later specially to take it up. Actually rings very true |
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 09:34:45 PM » |
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Don't kick your granny while she's shaving.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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bobAlike
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 09:38:42 PM » |
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Don't kick your granny while she's shaving.
Reminds of one a friend always used to say. Never kick a pasty in the ribs. Haven't got a clue what it is supposed to mean...but he is Welsh. |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 09:40:02 PM » |
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if you see a weasel sleeping, piss in its ear.
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All details of the 2016 Vegas Staking Adventure can be found via this link - http://bit.ly/1pdQZDY (copyright Anthony James Kendall, 2016). |
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leethefish
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 09:44:56 PM » |
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From my Dad
Eat when your hungry drink when your thirsty and sleep when your tired
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