Evening Blonde
Taking another dip into the live staking board, treading carefully with my LOL results so bear with me....my name is Chris Roberts or Rab90 Stars/Tilt for quick reference.
TournamentQuoted from facebook so should be accurate, I mean when is anything ever untrue on facebook:
Genting Fountainpark SUMMER SIZZLER
£25000 Guarantee includes 5 x £600 packages to The Genting Poker Series Newcastle leg (23rd July to 27th July)
£100 + £50 Add on
£10 registration fee
DEALER DEALT
11th July – Day 1a Friday – 7pm start
12th July – Day 1b Saturday – 7pm start
13th July – Day 2 Sunday – 3pm start
15000 starting stack + 15000 addon
40 min blind levels throughoutThe GPS seat would of course carry, can't guarantee I can play it, if I cannot, stakers will receive a proportion of what I get for it (we all know roughly what that is worth), I reserve the right to place a horse for us of similar ability (so pretty shit) to sweat on instead, which will be confirmed before the tournament. We will be playing Friday night and be in from the start taking likely the whole stack depending on table and dynamic.
Why you should stake me?- I have not cashed a live comp of any kind in 12 months, so am clearly due! (bar a GPS sat win, only played 9-10)
- I embrace the community spirit and have been staked and/or staked several blondes in the past
- I help old ladies across the street, clean up litter and generally help the outside community also
- I am probably not as bad as the worst players in the field and maybe even slightly better than the medium players.
- I have conducted several financial transactions on here without an issue (bar comedy cent grimming and slow paying camel $13)
- You will get updates and reports, including some likely comically flawed thinking which made sense at the time, always fun for PHA
Why you should not stake me?- I have not cashed a live comp of any kind in 12 months, so may be shit
- You hate puppies, rainbows and unicorns
Why am I selling?Going to Vegas in November and my Mrs has taken ownership of everything I earn and/or find in the street. The releasing of funds is a 3 stage process involving forms, promises and blood. I think the request for £160 for a poker tournament is not going to go down well....thankfully the return of your winnings will not be so challenging, alas I don't think I will see mine FML. In addition I have lost most of my poker roll ($84.55) staking jokers like TomSom87 and BorntoBubble (best to alienate potential backers early in a proposal).
Hendon Mobhttp://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=178987Now shows some local Scottish flags just to show I once had a good week in October 2012. I should reiterate I have not played much at all in the last 18 months, I am not THAT bad.
OPRhttp://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/Rab90/poker/results/DE73855261904DCDAB39932230BCBD63.html?t=http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/fulltiltpoker/rab90/poker/results/3046A48999C54A6192C2113CB30C99E1.html?t=I make money on stars somehow....
What I am SellingI am selling 50% at spot which I think represents fair to moderate value (down graded from good last time) in an Edinburgh based competition. I will wait list a further 10% as I may need to sell a little more depending on if my form is accepted. You would have no share of my attempts to hit number 5 on the roulette wheel following the tournament. Unless you expressly ask.
50% = £80
25% = £40
10% = £16
5% = £8
I really need bank transfer (nearer the time) as I dont think it will let me withdraw low amounts from stars and I will invariably punt it on stars! If I bust comically early and nip like a pro, I may fire a second bullet, as it is not a huge amount, I will auto book everyone for this unless they confirm otherwise.
Flame away (or preferably just say a % and allow me to win us mad dimes)
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