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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2014, 11:43:31 AM »

There's plenty of time to piss around after uni, knuckle down for a few years and get your degree
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2014, 12:12:33 PM »

"When you break your wrist at 19, don't give up golf, take the year deferment the PGA offer - oh and don't grow your hair, you will look a right ****"

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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2014, 01:09:01 PM »

There will be lots of women, adventures, alcohol and drugs still available when you are 35. Keep kicking that ball off the wall.

lol the women opportunity with anything half decent diminishes massively after 35 unless you are in the top 10% of hotness so don't believe that bullshit and fill yer boots unless you have a serious life prospect  lol. Grin

Such a lovely way with words!

I don't know what I's specifically say to 11 year old Claire, but it would be all around boosting/re-enforcing decent self-esteem probably. Although I might have turned out to be an arrogant knob with it, so I dunno really.
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2014, 01:09:25 PM »

"When you're 16 there'll be a girl who you like, you think she fancies your mate and so you just stay friends.  Ask her out."
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« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2014, 02:48:26 PM »

Most times, things that seem like a big deal, aren't.

Don't worry about the future, you can't control it so just relax and deal with life as it unfolds.

Don't try to conform to other people's ideals, and remember everyone else has their insecurities too, no matter how cool and confident they may seem.
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« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2014, 05:02:23 PM »

When you join the army and go to Germany buy that tax free car!
Also when you get the chance in 12-13 years time buy that house next door for 27k and the one next door but one for 30k !
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« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2014, 09:38:08 PM »

Lots of money orientated ones. Nothing wrong with that of course, but you might as well tell your 11yo self to back several long odds winners in an accumulator.
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« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2014, 09:46:34 PM »

you could just tell yr 11 year old self to write the script to back to the future (as long as you were old enough to be 11 before in whatever part of the 80s it came out)
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« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2014, 11:02:58 PM »

When you get HU with little dave, have a red bull and don't be a twat Smiley
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« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2014, 05:03:44 PM »

Tight but aggressive, thats your style professor
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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2014, 05:32:17 PM »

Keep a diary
Don't worry about those spots on your forehead
Don't have a perm aged 14 (ruined my hair for years and looked horrendous)
Stay on at school and complete your A levels
Don't get involved with bad boys.  It may seem exciting, but it will wear you down and mess with your head. 

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« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2014, 09:25:34 PM »

I'd tell myself that I end up nailing the school Librarian's fit daughter when I'm 25.

Then I would high five myself.
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« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2014, 09:35:44 PM »

Don't be such a prick to Mum & Dad when you're a teenager.

Stay at school, and actually go to your lessons, instead of hustling at the snooker club.
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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2014, 09:54:40 PM »

Listening, studying and working hard at school are overrated. You will still end up on the same poker forum as the kids who used to drink and talk to the girls anyway.
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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2014, 11:34:47 PM »

Life is to short and you are only on this planet once so give it your best shot.
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