2525 Maybury - ***LOL Punters only***

[OverTheBorder]

Evening Blonde

Taking another dip into the live staking board, treading more carefully by the day with my LOL results so bear with me....my name is Chris Roberts or Rab90 Stars/Tilt for quick reference.  This is an initial interest thread as I sense people will be losing patience with my inability to make level 3.  In addition I don't even wish to begin the "can I have money for poker conversation" without knowing if I can find the other half.

Tournament

£200+£20 freezeout with a £25,000 unconditional guarantee. 25k starting stack with 40 minute levels on Day 1 and 45 minute on Day 2. Fully dealer dealt.

There are 3 starting flights, 1 per day:
Flight A @ 7pm, Thursday 9th October
Flight B @ 7pm, Friday 10th October
Flight C @ 1pm, Saturday 11th October

We will be playing flight C

Nb my record at Maybury is reasonably good.

Why you should stake me?

- I have not cashed a live comp of any kind in 14 months, so am clearly due!
- I embrace the community spirit and have been staked and/or staked several blondes in the past
- I help old ladies across the street, clean up litter and generally help the outside community also
- I am probably not as bad as the worst players in the field and maybe even slightly better than the medium players.
- I have conducted several financial transactions on here without an issue (bar comedy cent grimming and slow paying camel $13)
- You will get updates and reports, including some likely comically flawed thinking which made sense at the time, always fun for PHA
- I am the only staked player on blonde to have successfully spun a second free bullet for backers on roulette.

Why you should not stake me?

- I have not cashed a live comp of any kind in 14 months, so may be shit
- I subsequently spunked that free bullet too, all in one day!
- You hate puppies, rainbows and unicorns

Why am I selling?

Going to Vegas in November and my Mrs has taken ownership of everything I earn and/or find in the street.  The releasing of funds is a 3 stage process involving forms, promises and blood.  I think the request for £220 for a poker tournament is not going to go down well....thankfully the return of your winnings will not be so challenging, alas I don't think I will see mine FML.

Hendon Mob

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=178987

Now shows some local Scottish flags just to show I once had a good week in October 2012.  I should reiterate I have not played much at all in the last 18 months, I am not THAT bad.

OPR

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/Rab90/poker/results/DE73855261904DCDAB39932230BCBD63.html?t=
http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/fulltiltpoker/rab90/poker/results/3046A48999C54A6192C2113CB30C99E1.html?t=

I make money on stars somehow....

What I am Selling

I am selling 60% at spot which I think represents moderate value (down graded from fair to moderate last time) in an Edinburgh based tournament.  You would have no share of my attempts to hit number 5 on the roulette wheel following the tournament.  Unless you expressly ask.  I cannot guarantee I will try and win us another bullet on roulette (can't rule it out though)

50% = £110
25% = £55
10% = £22
5% = £11

I really need bank transfer (nearer the time) as I dont think it will let me withdraw low amounts from stars and I will invariably punt it on stars!

Flame away (or preferably just say a % and allow me to win us mad dimes)

10% reserved for Red Fox as would feel dirty winning without his money (which may be cursed unfortunately)

[teamonkey]

10% please

with the cavea that i have just moved house and for the life of me cannot find my f***ing security token for online banking

i do have stars and paypal if the £22 transfer needs the security token


Mick

PS, i love puppies and rainbows, not them fucking unicorns tho, pointy headed bastards!!!!!

[OverTheBorder]

10% please

with the cavea that i have just moved house and for the life of me cannot find my f***ing security token for online banking

i do have stars and paypal if the £22 transfer needs the security token


Mick

PS, i love puppies and rainbows, not them fucking unicorns tho, pointy headed bastards!!!!!

Thanks Mick, I was starting to think calling my stakers LOL punters was a marketing faux pas of ratneresque standing.

I can probably do PayPal. Will see if I can shift some more then make a decision tomorrow on playing.  Then we can work out payment methods

Ps we all hate unicorns really

[RedFox]

Hey just read the cursed bit 

Im in for 10% foxy money.

Send you tomorrow.

Good luck.

[craigbetts]

Will take 25% pse!

I can also send for teamonkey's 10% via bank tx if he wants to send me stars!

[teamonkey]

Awesome Craig, much appreciated.

Let me know stars name etc if this goes ahead

Mick

[OverTheBorder]

That is 45% sold and I have been given the all clear after tense negotiations. Having sacrificed my football coupon money for the next 3-4 weeks as a trade off

Team so far:

Red Fox        10%
Teamonkey   10%
Craigbetts     25%

Will PM details to craigbetts, thanks for helping Mick out.

15% left if anyone wants a piece.

[craigbetts]

Just sent bank tx for Mick and me! GL buddy!

[OverTheBorder]

Cheers mate, recd

Now sold out, 15% taken by someone offline

[celtic]

Playing flight c too. See you there.

[OverTheBorder]

Playing flight c too. See you there.

I heard Davie B is buying the whole room dinner

[celtic]

Playing flight c too. See you there.

I heard Davie B is buying the whole room dinner

He's not playing it anymore. His wife won't let him.

[RedFox]

Just seen you would prefer bank transfer and dont think Ive transferred by bank before - usually Stars.

Let me know please.

Cheers
Malcolm

[OverTheBorder]

Just seen you would prefer bank transfer and dont think Ive transferred by bank before - usually Stars.

Let me know please.

Cheers
Malcolm

PM sent, no rush Malcolm.

Thanks

Chris

[OverTheBorder]

Recd from Red Fox

Unfortunately my car died yesterday so got to bus it to casino from deepest darkest fife. May late reg slightly but only a level maximum.