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« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2015, 04:25:20 PM »

I think he was just having a joke with you mate.

hmmmm

you might get a few months of full level benefits before losers like you get told to get a real job and the benefits system is scrapped.

taking the unders on joke... 4.46am so going to assume drunk Tongue

Big arrboy fan ofc but drunk or not this is ridiculously out of line, the guy has found himself a bit of an angle and whether he is naive or not, being taken advantage of or not (still debatable I would say) he took it by the balls and went for it, no? I'd have thought you'd have been loving that and cheering him on! I dont see how this is "loser" behavior at all, he's down a couple of plane tickets, which might have been lengthy journeys given the description, but whatever he had a fucking go, surely if everyone on benefits had the same "have a crack" attitude then the state of the welfare system you are evidently concerned about would be a bit better off?

Not cool.

UL MrNobody, this is the first time you done anything like this by the sound of it please don't let it turn you off having another bash at something else exciting in the future, if at first you don't succeed and all that.


I just read it as a continuation of the NHS is going down the pan, we are all screwed joke but I must have skipped the loser bit. Pretty shitty especially when arbboy has no idea whats going on. I suppose its easy to take the piss when its all gone tits up but we'll never truly know what might have been.  I wonder if we will ever get to find out the truth behind this whole debacle, and I don't mean how many stellas arbboy had.
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« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2015, 04:29:48 PM »

the whole thread is a wind up.  I was stone cold sober last night just watching the late nba on bt sport.  Only reason i was up.  Nobody can seriously take this guy seriously out of nowhere do they?
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« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »



Good luck with this Mr Nobody.

There is, quite reasonably, a degree of thinly veiled scepticism about this thread.

I have no idea who "Mr Nobody" is, but I have had a PM from one of THE most highly respected & totally trustworthy blondes who knows who it is, is aware of the backstory & details, & he assures me that the while thing is kosher.

 

"Nowhere"

Tikay is hardly the sort of bloke to faf about, if its good enough for Tikay to take it seriously then its good enough for me.

Dunno though I've been a mug before and I will be again. Bizarre windup so far from April but shallow has been known!
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« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2015, 04:54:00 PM »



Good luck with this Mr Nobody.

There is, quite reasonably, a degree of thinly veiled scepticism about this thread.

I have no idea who "Mr Nobody" is, but I have had a PM from one of THE most highly respected & totally trustworthy blondes who knows who it is, is aware of the backstory & details, & he assures me that the while thing is kosher.

 

"Nowhere"

Tikay is hardly the sort of bloke to faf about, if its good enough for Tikay to take it seriously then its good enough for me.

Dunno though I've been a mug before and I will be again. Bizarre windup so far from April but shallow has been known!

Fair enough i never saw that post.  I am still a non believer but i suppose i will exit the thread with my tail between my legs if and when he wins the world.
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« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2015, 06:06:01 PM »

the whole thread is a wind up.  I was stone cold sober last night just watching the late nba on bt sport.  Only reason i was up.  Nobody can seriously take this guy seriously out of nowhere do they?

Not taking seriously is fair enough, I really have no idea if he's straight up, a deluded dreamer or some mentalist tucked away in a basement making shit up (I don't really understand a word of it), but abusing someone and calling them a "loser on benefits" is pretty nasty imo. Not sure why you felt the need...

I for one loved the romance of the whole thing, random family man in casino hustle - separates the soulful from the cynics these threads at least 
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« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2015, 06:30:53 PM »

From the 1st post itt I was 100% certain it was a current blonde member on the wind up, that only waivered once it ended as that doesn't really fit.

The fact there's a 1% chance Mrnobody could be a real person and he has 7 posts on the forum to say to him "losers like you" is just so far out of order it's a joke and not really sure why it didn't get removed? Then again it would seem since you make a valuable contribution to one part of the forum you just have free reign to do whatever it is you like since whilst you like to pretend you don't care about what anyone thinks of you at the same time you throw your toys out the pram like a child if you ever get shown in a negative light, pretty pathetic really since you spend your whole time on here trying to make others look like fools, in before we do that well enough ourselves proven by all of them Arbboy facts of yours zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

If you are indeed genuine Mrnobody then I wish you the best of luck getting things sorted, and if you aren't I just wasted 15 minutes of my life, oh well nmind!
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« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2015, 08:05:37 PM »


 to say to him "losers like you" is just so far out of order it's a joke and not really sure why it didn't get removed?


Sorry Mond, he posts em faster than we can delete em.
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« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2015, 09:42:19 PM »

did you remove his dig at the dtd girl too? Cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2015, 03:39:50 PM »

VUL i was rooting for you, i dont think its a wind up... seems a bit much to no be legit to me.

Hope you get better soon, was a good read while it lasted

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« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2015, 12:15:52 AM »

Forgot about this, shame it has finished before it even started.

Can you at least tell us which country you were based in for your training?
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« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2017, 08:36:57 PM »

I'm baaaccckkkk!!!

The new angle-

So it's been 19month since my last post. I left my little adventure with my tail between my legs and spent a week in hospital.
It sucked.
After telling my close friends about what I was up to, and the profits that were to be made, I felt like the biggest failure going.
The play since faded from my brain and was replaced with spreadsheet entry, banking inputting and customer service. The boring mundane 9-5 shit I thought I escaped.
Family life was as mundane, I lost my spirit, my motivation, the drive that pushed me to break away from 'normal' living and strive for the underworld 'million in my pocket' kind of lifestyle.

Two christmas' came and went quicker than novices on the blackjack table. I lost touch with the awesome dude that set me up in the first place. I, not only let my self down but I let him down. I don't like letting people down. Never have. That's mainly the reason I've always been a bit of a loner. Less people expecting shit the easier life can be. Or so I've always thought.

I went grey man. Grey in my family, grey in work, grey in traffic. I wasn't really there. I just existed.

I can't put my finger on what changed.

But I needed the change.

I'm sure everyone who's reading this has seen 21, I think it was mentioned in my blog earlier on by someone comparing my trip to a mix of 21 and the hostel. To be honest a few nights felt like it could have been around the corner haha, the blackjack MIT team that's known world wide for their take on the high-lo BJ counting system. It's not hard to get the information of how to follow the system and the variation of what blackjack you're playing. I looked in to the system, not long after I got back from my first venture but didn't think much of it and definitely had no spare cash to throw in so I put it to the back of my mind untill one day earlier this year, and I thought fuck it. Something to do, I was trying to stop smoking at the time so it was just something to keep mind and hands busy.
After a week, I was feeling like 'ok, shit! I'm getting pretty good at this, I learnt basic strat perfectly and counting is just counting so damn! maybe I can make something with this.'
3 months later I hit my first uk casino.
Walked in on my own, slightly nervous, and threw my £20 on the table. I knew I was no where near close to having a decent bank roll so was gonna just play £1 hands and just have some fun with it.
I slid my first pound in to place and was ready to count the fuck out of this place. When I heard "erm this is £5 minimum bet" oh shit, the pound and 2 pound table was full, I felt so embarrassed I couldnt stand up so continued to play at £5. 4 hands later I was walking to my car. Fail.

I said 'right, I'm not gonna waste money I don't have. This is a joke. Never gonna work. Back to being grey.'

I couldn't sleep for days. Other than been sat like a noob in the casino, I knew my shit, I knew what to do. I couldn't just ignore another chance of making some money.

I went back a week later with £30 and got a seat on spot 1 at the pound table. I was under no illusion that I was gonna walk out rich, I just wanted to test the strategy.

I walked out shakin with £100 quid in my pocket. It was perfect.

I didn't want to think I was on to something that I wasn't so I double checked my research. I didn't realise that the European No Hole Card Blackjack had a slightly different basic strategy so I implemented that straight away. Other than that my count was good, my bet spread was fair to the amount I had and my variations made sense. I was bound to have ups and downs, bad days good days, losses and wins but the maths is there and as long as I keep practicing and playing it should all go good.

My biggest issue I face is bankroll and lack of team. I don't wanna be in a position where I'm playing someone else's money, pressure and the risk. So I'm grinding hard to stack bankroll and avoid detection. The lack of team means I'm playing empty tables from the start of a shoe to end, and due to the majority of retards in my local casino I can't trust them to play well enough if I back count, and don't have the time to be waiting for them to loose their money while back counting.

The plan

Grind hard, play hard and avoid detection. Stack untill I've got decent bankroll and play big. The aim is definitely to train someone else and build a team slowly. Need to trust these people with my money at the end of the day. Unless they're playing their own but not the best of selling points to a potential new team member.

So this is it, I've been playing and stacking for about 4months now, it's all looking good. No real plan in place just the idea and strategy. Playing in any spare time I've got: so what do you guys think? Any experience or tips? Or do you just want me to keep you all informed of the venture? Feed back would be awesome.
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« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2017, 11:58:42 PM »

Great update nobody. I've just read the complete thread, which didn't take long tbh. You seem to have got a fair bit of living under your belt since the last post. You're still in the same relationship? She's on board with this?

Advice? Carry on building your bankroll whilst you start a search for your first recruit. But whatever you do, don't just select someone coz you're desperate to get the project moving. I suggest you draft a detailed profile of the person you're looking for, and only select the candidate when you're no less than 95% sure that they're right for the job. Picking a wrong 'un will be your biggest potential pitfall.

Good luck & keep us posted.
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« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2017, 10:38:52 AM »

Hey 4kSuited, I'm very happy to say I'm still with the same beautiful woman that's saved me from my self countless times now haha it's been rocky and we've been through a few rock bottoms but we're stronger than ever with a baby on the way, that's another reason that's spurred me on with this, I don't want to be stuck in a crappy job I hate and without any other skills for the working world, I thought this could be our saving grace. Self employed pulling in a few K a week and more time with my family would be a dream come true. So that idea alone has helped with keeping her on my side. She's a supportive lady.

That sounds like great advice, thank you. I've definitely learnt, if you want something you have to go and get it, but people on the other other hand are funny creatures, and the right ones will enter your life at the most unexpected times, that's what I'm waiting for, the right person with the same mentality for this.
Anyway, a long over due day off from work tomorrow and another visit to the money pit. I know it's going to be long road to get to high stakes but the goals are there with the ambition.
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« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2017, 09:07:34 PM »

Heeeee's back eh!

I actually know who MrN is - top bloke, used to work for me (in one of my restaurants) years and years ago. You can share details of the big trip if you like as that beautiful little hustle is completely dead in the water Sad

Blackjack matey, a tough old nut to crack that one, lots of people tried and failed. Great to have a crack though and yeh small roll but everyone gotta start somewhere, post about every thing here imo, about time we had something new and fresh in the streets and would be exciting to hear how you get on. It's fun for you as you're not really from a gambling background so still got a lot to learn about the gambling world as well - you got some of the most hardened gamblers in the UK floating around this forum and in exchange for some entertaining posts i'm sure they'd share some insights with you!

Remember the same old rules as ever...Stay focused, stay disciplined, work hard. You might not even be gtd success but you'll give yourself the best shot!

(not forgotten about the other thing either buddy i'll get on it tomorrow for ya  thumbs up )

Good luck Pal.
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