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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2006, 08:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on January 28, 2006, 08:49:23 PM


Call me first, make sure I'm in.


if she knows you have that problem, I doubt she'll call
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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2006, 08:57:24 PM »
Quote from: The_nun on January 28, 2006, 08:44:45 PM

So you dont think women can do the same aye Tank... Please don't generalise.. it has taken 41 long years of my life to be who i am now...I


Never said that women can't do the same, just saying us men do it. ruff ruff

Quote from: The_nun on January 28, 2006, 08:32:44 PM

After all.. if vibrators could mow the lawn.. who'd need you....


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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2006, 08:57:47 PM »
Batteries? what are they for? .. I have a genorater mate.... Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2006, 08:59:31 PM »
My wife lost 2 teeth practising oral sex with the one i got her Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2006, 09:03:10 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2006, 09:04:43 PM »
We tried a 69, but I farted

She said "Thats it, I can't stand another 68 of those Ba***rds"
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« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2006, 09:14:30 PM »
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After all.. if vibrators could mow the lawn.. who'd need you....
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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2006, 09:17:14 PM »
The automatic mower still costs £1250.

Going to toil in the fields yourselves for that? 

Ok, now you can dig at me.(If you can find me)  scared
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2006, 09:27:48 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on January 28, 2006, 08:55:31 PM
Quote from: Robert HM on January 28, 2006, 08:49:23 PM


Call me first, make sure I'm in.


if she knows you have that problem, I doubt she'll call

I was going to say "make sure I am up" but I thought some tacky minded person would read something into that comment.  Cool
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2006, 09:42:37 PM »
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We tried a 69, but I farted

She said "Thats it, I can't stand another 68 of those Ba***rds"

Is that what they call a "sixty-eight and owe you one" ?
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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2006, 09:50:17 PM »
Ah being a man...

Walking in the door and the wife and kids are in a flap because they can't get the xmas tree lights working. The wife saying "somethings wrong with this plug" 

 "Give it here woman"  yanking the wires out the plug with your bare hands, jamming the wires into the socket and thrusting the plug in after them, and hearing the kids scream "They work they work"..

Tis all mans work
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« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2006, 09:50:50 PM »
Just sat and read these and I'm still peeing myself.   Fantastic post IFM.

I have a thin piece of wood in my shed for stirring paint with, shame I haven't got any paint tho.  lol

Oh and the last one taking a paper to the loo - I just leave magazines in the loo for him now..  Poker mags  =  good poo read!  lmao

I'm sad to say I'd rather have my man than a vibrator any day....  but then again both of them together Huh??!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2006, 03:10:51 AM »
Pushing on a public door marked "pull" for five minuites, then, once you've noticed the sign, carrying on for another ten because your sure you've nearly broken it.

Trying  to pretend the cups of tea you've just made arn't burning your hands so badly you want to cry.

ALWAYS turn straight to the back of the newspaper!!!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2006, 07:28:22 AM »
Watching the footy or something just as manly, poker racing etc, your choice after all who OWNS the remote control ? whilst completely ignoring what she is saying to you but nodding and smiling in what you are randomly guessing are the appropriate places, then hearing something mid sentance that interests you and then making her completely repeat the whole last five minutes (making out you didnt actually hear rather than just wasnt listening) then realising the bit that interested you isnt actually all that interesting after all and instanlty reverting back to the smiling nodding but taking no notice whatsoever mode. 

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« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2006, 07:34:35 AM »
"I don't need to ask anyone woman, I know where I'm going!!!"
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