THE Cheltenham Tipster Competition 2015

[tikay]

I have selected a non-runner in the next, which was my banker, a 66/1 shot.

Still, it almost feels like a result.

[MereNovice]

Finally off the mark!

You were so fast out of the blocks that it was almost a false start - compared to tikay, anyway.

[tikay]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

[Knottikay]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

So did I.....just saying, like

[MereNovice]

Seven tipsters had the winner in the second race.
The table as it stands:

Knottikay      39.25
Actonbeech3      34.10
CUTEMOFO      30.18
ripple11      29.88
aaron1867      22.00
Doobs      22.00
TightEnd      21.48
Horneris      21.25
rotty1964      19.00
typhoon13      19.00
claypole      18.18
jakally      17.60
Eso Kral      16.63
Graham C   ***   16.25
exstream      16.10
KitKeeper      15.25
railtard1      14.25
Woodsey      12.00
Tal      11.00
ChipRich   ***   9.50
bookiebasher      8.85
KitKeeper_2      7.25
bunnydas8888      7.25
Typhoon13_2      6.85
Karabiner      6.00
nirvana   ***   4.00
BornToBubble      3.50
Marky147      3.25
Nico29      3.25
redsimon      2.63
arbboy      0.00
engy      0.00
ForthThistle      0.00
MTT Destroyer      0.00
NigDawG      0.00
sandy108      0.00
Simon Galloway       0.00
StuartHopkin      0.00
swinebag22      0.00
The Camel      0.00
Tikay      0.00
treefella      0.00

[MereNovice]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

You should probably sue your optician.

[MereNovice]

Selections for the 2:40pm.

Activial   7
Aux Ptits Soins   6
Marinero   5
Baradari   3
Mijhaar   3
Taglietelle   2
Hammersly Lake   2
Volnay De Thaix   2
Zabana   2
Rolling Star   2
Goodwood Mirage   1
Un Atout   1
Blackmail   1
Daneking   1
Hisaabaat   1
Ttebbob   1
Shammick Boy   1
Lac Fontana   0
Dell Arca   0
Bears Affair   0
Lyvius   0
Plinth   0
Vasco Du Ronceray   0
Clondaw Kaempfer   0
Vulcanite   0
Barizan   0

[Tal]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

You should probably sue your optician.

Click to see full-size image.

[tikay]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

You should probably sue your optician.

OBJECTION.

I selected The Ould Lad (NR) so I get the favourite instead, don't I?

[tikay]

Ahem. I had the winner of that. Just saying, like.

You should probably sue your optician.

Click to see full-size image.

He did not look a well man in the paddock, to my eye, seemed to have lost a lot of weight.

[MereNovice]

Amended table after the second race allowing for people who were smart enough to pick a non-runner.

Knottikay      39.25
Actonbeech3      34.10
CUTEMOFO      30.18
ripple11      29.88
aaron1867      22.00
Doobs      22.00
TightEnd      21.48
Horneris      21.25
rotty1964      19.00
typhoon13      19.00
claypole      18.18
jakally      17.60
Eso Kral      16.63
Graham C   ***   16.25
exstream      16.10
KitKeeper      15.25
railtard1      14.25
Woodsey      12.00
Tal      11.00
ChipRich   ***   9.50
bookiebasher      8.85
KitKeeper_2      7.25
bunnydas8888      7.25
Typhoon13_2      6.85
Karabiner      6.00
sandy108      5.25
Simon Galloway       5.25
Tikay      5.25
nirvana   ***   4.00
BornToBubble      3.50
Marky147      3.25
Nico29      3.25
redsimon      2.63
arbboy      0.00
engy      0.00
ForthThistle      0.00
MTT Destroyer      0.00
NigDawG      0.00
StuartHopkin      0.00
swinebag22      0.00
The Camel      0.00
treefella      0.00

[tikay]

BOOM.

I demand an audit of all the previous races, no wonder I'm at the rear of the field, I pick a winner & it gets booked as a loser.

Shocking stuff.

[MereNovice]

BOOM.

I demand an audit of all the previous races, no wonder I'm at the rear of the field, I pick a winner & it gets booked as a loser.

Shocking stuff.

I check all results for non-runners at the end of the day.
I realise that it is some people's best chance of scoring.
I call it the "tikay review".

[tikay]

And another winner, that's 2 in a row.

Watch out boys, I'm cutting through the field like a knife through butter.

Oh yes.

[MereNovice]

Six tipsters had the winner in the third race; two had it as "win only".

The table:

CUTEMOFO      43.43
Knottikay      39.25
jakally      37.60
Doobs      35.25
Actonbeech3      34.10
ripple11      33.00
TightEnd      25.98
aaron1867      25.13
Eso Kral      23.88
Horneris      21.25
Typhoon13_2      20.10
ForthThistle      20.00
rotty1964      19.00
typhoon13      19.00
Tikay      18.50
claypole      18.18
Graham C   ***   16.25
exstream      16.10
KitKeeper      15.25
railtard1      14.25
Woodsey      12.00
Tal      11.00
ChipRich   ***   9.50
bookiebasher      8.85
KitKeeper_2      7.25
bunnydas8888      7.25
Karabiner      6.00
sandy108      5.25
Simon Galloway       5.25
nirvana   ***   4.00
BornToBubble      3.50
Marky147      3.25
Nico29      3.25
redsimon      2.63
arbboy      0.00
engy      0.00
MTT Destroyer      0.00
NigDawG      0.00
StuartHopkin      0.00
swinebag22      0.00
The Camel      0.00
treefella      0.00