Adverts you shout at

[Doobs]

Cats. All over the internet. Viral on facebook. Cats dressed up, doing funny stuff

liked thousands of times, shared

Just fuck off with the Cats please everyone.

and then this

A male budgie singing in a female voice with some sort of CGI mouth movement with a not particularly attractive tabby carousing a budgie

oh just sod off

is it just me that wants the cat to do what it should do and eat the budgie when they are next to each other?

and then, just in case we weren't shallow enough, the advertisers think we are more likely to buy McVities chocolate biscuits because an advert has cute looking kittens in

Oh just fuck off again



there are people whose job, career and life's work is to find young animals for the big advertising companies for their adverts

it started 40 years ago with Andrex and puppies

ok, fine



but now, enough. Please please find something original and stop showing me fucking cats in every other advert.

Some videos should never ever have been made in the first place.  If you get that knock on the door you only have yourself to blame.

[Woodsey]

  agree with the cats thing, I think it's a woman thing, it is on my Facebook anyway. All my female friends and relatives cooing over or laughing at some stupid cat pic with a 'funny' comment on the pic about what the cat might be saying or thinking.

[mulhuzz]

don't anger the cats, Tighty.

[Nakor]

agree with the cats thing, I think it's a woman thing, it is on my Facebook anyway. All my female friends and relatives cooing over or laughing at some stupid cat pic with a 'funny' comment on the pic about what the cat might be saying or thinking.

Working in the same location as a female dominated Marketing team I can only agree, they were overly excited by this whole group of adverts.  If biscuits are truly only bought by women this advert must be gold.  However I do suspect its done more for kitten rehoming then it has for biscuit sales - not seen any increase in office biscuits but a big increase in pics of my "new kitten".

[Graham C]

O2's "Be more Dog" annoys me.  Why should I be more dog?  They're dependable and follow their masters around.  I'd rather be more cat but the cat want's to be like a dog.  I don't get it.

[DungBeetle]

don't anger the cats, Tighty.

Is the cat waiting for a smoke in this picture?

[david3103]

Tighty's excellent rant reminded me of this. Produced before Mr Minchin sold out.

[tikay]

Loved Vince's rant so much, this is for him.

It's because I care.

[tikay]

Can't forget Tighty, either, we get one rant per annum from him, it's the rare times he loses it we love him most.

Click to see full-size image.

[mulhuzz]

don't anger the cats, Tighty.

Is the cat waiting for a smoke in this picture?

that. and world domination. like all cats.

[RED-DOG]

I won't rant, but I could cheerfully chin this ***** with his fucking accusatory tone.

[Woodsey]

This guy is annoying...

[maccol]

Not an advert as such, but why does every pretentious platitude which appears on fb have to be accompanied by several bloody MINIONS. 

[tonytats]

The two twats from the 118 adverts drive me insane
Now they are money lenders too
I'd like to borrow £5 k off em and not repay it in the hope those 2 twats would turn up at the door to collect it
They'd never be seen again
I like watching older films on film 4 and those 2 pop up every advert break makes my blood boil
118 my arse

[AdamM]

Tighty's excellent rant reminded me of this. Produced before Mr Minchin sold out.

Sold out how?