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« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2015, 11:46:27 AM »

If you swallow bubble gum it will tie itself in a knot around your heart.

My Grandad Percy used to tell my mam this Grin
She reckons she didn't believe it but she still said it to us just in case.
He also reckoned to much vinegar would dry your blood up.

Going back to chewing gum Granny also used to tell is it was made from boiled down horses hooves.
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« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2015, 03:04:00 PM »

Eat all your yoghurt, the bit at the end is the best bit.

Don't go swimming until an hour after lunch.

Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa, etc etc

The lies we tell our children are ridiculous.
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« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2015, 04:20:19 PM »

If you want that graze on your knee to heal quicker just get a dog to lick it.
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