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[Djinn]

Here comes the man with the unenviable title of first out (QQ vs KK no help) just to make Ironside feel a bit better....
Hard luck to Mr. Harry Kyriacou.. only cost him price of satellite though. 

[Djinn]

Jo slowly but steadily bluffing her way up in chips, callers thin on the ground as usual
6 out already (another one out from Ironside's Table Of Doom)
I've been told that Malc-M is keeping his composure despite Jonas (Tikay's Mr Bling) winding up his table mercilessly.

The Bubble raised with QQ preflop to 500, got an optimistic caller with J 7.  J 7 on flop causes great damage but he's still in with a few...

[stewart]

anychance u could see if a guy called *buddy* is there?,  also is ali malou there ?

[Djinn]

Ariston out calling a preflop raise to 250, on the bb with A 3 flop K 8 3, other guy bets 400, Ariston calls, turn 3!
A. checks, guy bets 1000, with 1000, all-in --up against a merciless 8 8, with someone admitting to having the other three.  Exit comment "At least I got that one out of the way before Vegas."

[Karabiner]

Hi Jen, welcome to the madness that is blonde.

The lengths some people will go to in order to get poll position in the lap-dancing club !

Please give Ironside my commiserations.

 

[Djinn]

Sorry No Ali Malou... any surname for Buddy? I'll try to track him down.
First table already broken, blinds 50 100.

RedDog on about 5000 after finding Q8 on the bb, with a Q high flop. He makes a bet, gets one caller. Turn J. Check-check. River 2. Bet-call - the other guy shows a surprise hand of J2. Hmm. He tells me that Paul Jackson has doubled through all-in with A6 on an AA6 board against an A10.

[stewart]

am sure he has got one just i dont know it  , lol  nm was suppose to meet him there but have a family thing tommrow morning which conflicts,

i would ask about others but i dunno there surnames either lol  ah well i just keep an eye on who you guys are keeping an eye on lol

[Djinn]

Jo' s table all action all the time, with AA failing in its duty to win over and over:
Jo hits a Q to go with her QQ on the flop which ruins the AA chances. However, they weren't all in and the other guy managed to lay it down on the turn.
Then Mobes raises preflop with A9, gets one caller. A lone 9 on the flop piques his interest, and they get all in (he's against AA!). 9 on the river saves his bacon, E. Arestidis out with Aces.

Paul Rigg out as his QQ doesn't work against AK all-in preflop.

I've been told Lucy Rokache going strong with about 11000. Tikay on 6500

[Djinn]

Steve Ball, top West Bromwich player, out losing to better cards, so says Egg

[Djinn]

OK it's the first break and the air is thick with bad beat stories and good-natured grumbling.  Here are the chip positions of a few followees:
Jo 7500
Tikay 6500
Malc 6300
Womble 7100
Rumit 4500
Robert HM 9000 - - he has apparently been making regrettable folds such as Q5 with a forthcoming 555Q board.  Just don't look, I say.  He says, "Trust me, I'm a lawyer."

[Djinn]

81 players remaining out of (correction) 98, blinds now 100 200.
Ian 'the belly' Aldershaw out, tips Tikay.

[henrik777]

Ian 'the belly' Aldershaw out, tips Tikay.

Nicking the waitresses money ?? Tell him to try winning poker instead.

 

Sandy

[Djinn]

Irsonside found Mateyboy1 heading home after he missed a flush draw on the flop (actual name M. Worrall) whose A 10 earlier had done so much damage...
Rumit doubled through with 99 vs AQ, it came 10 9 8 8, then a J on the flop just to rub it in.
I have been introduced to the Worm Jr., who is holding fast with 6000, while Tikay absorbed a few chips by raising on the button with what might have been AJ. Flop comes 5 8 J rainbow, and the one preflop caller bets 1000 but passes to Tikay's all-in reraise showing AQ. They all get to see Tikay's J while he mutters something about trips....
Red-dog out: short stacked with 1700, he calls with a lot of limpers with A10, flop 4 8 10 two spades. He's all in called by someone hoping for a Jack flush but who hits a Jack which unfortunately does the trick just as well.
Malc says, he's increased his 6300 to 7800 "which puts me right on track." He is now on the same table as Mobes and Jo (who, bizarrely, was moved about half an hour ago and then moved straight back to the exact seat she left. It's almost spooky.)

[Djinn]

Ironside wants to know if anyone's up for coming lap dancing as none of these boring buggers feel like it (sic).....

[Djinn]

This is me.RED-DOG, I made 3 mistakes tonight

1 I put my chips in when I was in front

2 Iput my chips in when I was behind

3 I put my chips in when I was in front again

The poker god hates me. Back to Djinn (Djinn, whats that all about?)

She's a great girl by the way