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January 26, 2018, 12:10:26 PM »
Pick two to defend you, the rest will be coming to kill you
why those two?
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January 26, 2018, 12:30:35 PM »
Man with rifle - to shoot you through the head - as which ever options you choose your dead.
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January 26, 2018, 12:51:34 PM »
Gorillas + man with rifle. Hide in a tree and pray. Better get your eagle smasher ready i suppose. Maybe an automatic would be enough?
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January 26, 2018, 01:02:50 PM »
3 bears are massively better than 4 lions. They'd crush the lions' skulls in a single swipe.
10,000 anythings is handy. If just 200 broke through the defence, you'd be in trouble.
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January 26, 2018, 01:06:08 PM »
What are the 10k things? Small rodents obviously. You could run over them and squash a lot I would think, it's not like you'd stand still.
Probably go for the gun and bears or lions. If the bears are up for it I'd go for them but they often like a snooze and plod about - if it's that sort of bear I'd go with lions.
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January 26, 2018, 01:10:51 PM »
I'd get the gun on my side, simply becaus I don't want him on the other side.
50 eagles I think, 1 seagull at the seaside can be pretty annoying, so suspect 50 seagulls would be enough to put off the rest.
Male lions are pretty lazy, the crocodiles would come and they'd be like whatever, and just go back to sleep.
Crocodiles are way too thick to work out which side they are on.
Wolves don't strike me as defenders.
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January 26, 2018, 01:22:07 PM »
Rifle and 50 Eagles
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January 26, 2018, 02:34:44 PM »
10,000 rats actively trying to kill you are going to overwhelm any of the other quantities, so I'll take them and the marksman.
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January 26, 2018, 02:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Doobs on January 26, 2018, 01:10:51 PM
I'd get the gun on my side, simply becaus I don't want him on the other side.
50 eagles I think, 1 seagull at the seaside can be pretty annoying, so suspect 50 seagulls would be enough to put off the rest.
Male lions are pretty lazy, the crocodiles would come and they'd be like whatever, and just go back to sleep.
Crocodiles are way too thick to work out which side they are on.
Wolves don't strike me as defenders.
Saw a video of 3 chained up sled dogs holding back a hungry polar bear. Pretty sure wolves are like sled dogs on speed so if their lives depend on it they'd be handy to have on your side.
I don't see how you can possibly survive if you have 10000 rats determined to take your eyeballs. They can eat through steel wire armoured cable, they're tough bastards with an instinct to live. There's nothing on that list that could possibly stop them before they got to you so you really have no choice but to have them on your side.
Think my choice would have to be the wolves and the rats. I've seen leopards take down alligators so hopefully the wolves can sort them out with the rats providing a distraction.
Got to use the rats wisely and preserve the wolves though especially against the geezer with the gun.
If everybody attacks at once it's going to be problematic without doubt and the first wave of eagles is going to be an absolute c**t.
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January 26, 2018, 03:47:28 PM »
If 4-5 eagles can handle the shooter before he takes aim, then ill take them + rats.
A few hundred rats for each animal + the remaining eagles should be enough
Certainly wouldn't want the eagles and rats on the other side, no real defence v either
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January 26, 2018, 04:59:28 PM »
Yea, Eagles and rats.
Eagles can always lift you up out of trouble if it gets a bit too much. Send them straight for the guy with the gun while rats run defence. Then split the eagles into groups and get pecking at the eyes. Rats can then take over offense and eagles on patrol.
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Quote from: Mark_Porter on January 26, 2018, 04:59:28 PM
Yea, Eagles and rats.
Eagles can always lift you up out of trouble if it gets a bit too much. Send them straight for the guy with the gun while rats run defence. Then split the eagles into groups and get pecking at the eyes. Rats can then take over offense and eagles on patrol.
Eagles and rats was my first choice but I can't figure out how they sort out those armour plated alligators?
Rats couldn't possibly have any affect no matter how many there are and I'm pretty sure the eyes are very well protected.
Could 20 eagles potentially pick up an alligator and then drop it from high enough to kill it?
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Quote from: EvilPie on January 26, 2018, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: Mark_Porter on January 26, 2018, 04:59:28 PM
Yea, Eagles and rats.
Eagles can always lift you up out of trouble if it gets a bit too much. Send them straight for the guy with the gun while rats run defence. Then split the eagles into groups and get pecking at the eyes. Rats can then take over offense and eagles on patrol.
Eagles and rats was my first choice but I can't figure out how they sort out those armour plated alligators?
Rats couldn't possibly have any affect no matter how many there are and I'm pretty sure the eyes are very well protected.
Could 20 eagles potentially pick up an alligator and then drop it from high enough to kill it?
Same. I'll take the numbers. Crocodiles would be of lowest priority given their limited mobility, whereas I'd have no escape versus an eagle or 10k rodents.
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January 26, 2018, 08:02:53 PM »
Crocs and rifle.
Use crocs as a den.
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Quote from: hhyftrftdr on January 26, 2018, 08:02:53 PM
Crocs and rifle.
Use crocs as a den.
Live on the island in the middle of the Crocs lake. In their natural habitat and you've only gotta worry about the Eagles.
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