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« on: March 10, 2019, 10:13:45 AM »

Last year 9,635 sheep were stolen. This came from 381 separate reported incidents.

That is an average of 25.3 sheep stolen in each incident.

Only 1 charge was brought by police all year.

Where have all these sheep gone?
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2019, 10:47:45 AM »

No one's been able to wake the investigating officer.
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2019, 10:49:41 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2019, 12:07:37 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2019, 12:16:04 PM »

No one's been able to wake the investigating officer.


 
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2019, 09:06:19 AM »

No one's been able to wake the investigating officer.


 

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2019, 03:32:06 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2019, 06:47:16 PM »

Nice work by Tal.

On a serious note this is really awful. It's basically people stealing sheep and then selling them on at their local pub or wherever.

God only knows what awful conditions / torture the poor things must go through before they end up on someone's plate for a few quid less than they'd pay at a butchers.

I know they're all destined for the dinner plate regardless but at least there's some form of welfare standard for the ones slaughtered properly.

Very sad.
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2019, 06:58:46 PM »

Nice work by Tal.

On a serious note this is really awful. It's basically people stealing sheep and then selling them on at their local pub or wherever.

God only knows what awful conditions / torture the poor things must go through before they end up on someone's plate for a few quid less than they'd pay at a butchers.

I know they're all destined for the dinner plate regardless but at least there's some form of welfare standard for the ones slaughtered properly.

Very sad.



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