Happy Birthday Ralph.
Did you and Tom play snooker the other week ?
Conversation between Pete and I
Tom and Ralph are going to play snooker next week. Shall I ask if they want to play us at doubles ?
No
Oh, why not ?
Are you completely mad ? We haven’t played since the kids were born, they’re nine now. They’re both very good players you know.
Well I expect they are, but it doesn’t matter does it ?
Yes.
Well you were good once and we don’t have to play for much, I’m sure they’ll be happy to play for the lights.
I can’t see and I can’t bend. Why don’t you arrange for me to box Joshua. I used to be able to fight you know.
You must have sort of read my mind Lisa(see your boiler thread) and no we haven't managed to sort out a date yet.
I'm game and I reckon Tom would be too as long as we receive a fair start.
On the other hand Pete could box Tom and you and I could play golf..