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« on: May 12, 2020, 06:24:44 PM »

List three things you have done during lockdown

Two are true, one is a lie

For me

1. Learned to play acoustic guitar to a rudimentary level
2. Won every single zoom quiz I have entered/been invited to. Been disinvited from two subsequently
3. Watched all 12 episodes of Normal People in one sitting and cried at the end.


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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2020, 06:47:06 PM »

2 is a lie either that or your not quizzing to a high enough standard of opposition
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2020, 09:33:12 PM »

List three things you have done during lockdown

Two are true, one is a lie

For me

1. Learned to play acoustic guitar to a rudimentary level
2. Won every single zoom quiz I have entered/been invited to. Been disinvited from two subsequently
3. Watched all 12 episodes of Normal People in one sitting and cried at the end.




3 is a lie IMO
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2020, 09:35:09 PM »

1. Exercised every day (weights and cardio, not just walking)
2. Got a bunch of bird feeders and now my garden is like an aviary
3. Averaged four hours of online poker a day
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2020, 10:56:07 PM »

List three things you have done during lockdown

Two are true, one is a lie

For me

1. Learned to play acoustic guitar to a rudimentary level
2. Won every single zoom quiz I have entered/been invited to. Been disinvited from two subsequently
3. Watched all 12 episodes of Normal People in one sitting and cried at the end.





2&3. Absolutely no question.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2020, 08:50:23 AM »

List three things you have done during lockdown

Two are true, one is a lie

For me

1. Learned to play acoustic guitar to a rudimentary level
2. Won every single zoom quiz I have entered/been invited to. Been disinvited from two subsequently
3. Watched all 12 episodes of Normal People in one sitting and cried at the end.


Have you considered going on Mastermind?
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2020, 10:52:40 AM »

1. Exercised every day (weights and cardio, not just walking)
2. Got a bunch of bird feeders and now my garden is like an aviary
3. Averaged four hours of online poker a day

3 is the lie.
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2020, 10:56:50 AM »

1. Lost a stone and a half.

2. Bought the belly of a mare.

3. Learned to play Moon River on the harmonica.
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2020, 11:57:02 AM »

1. Lost a stone and a half.

2. Bought the belly of a mare.

3. Learned to play Moon River on the harmonica.

I’m really hoping that 3 is the lie. The harmonica is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2020, 12:43:09 PM »

1. Lost a stone and a half.

2. Bought the belly of a mare.

3. Learned to play Moon River on the harmonica.

I’m really hoping that 3 is the lie. The harmonica is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.



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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2020, 01:39:35 PM »

I knoW it’s an old time jazz or swing band leader.
Artie Shaw?
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2020, 01:52:27 PM »

I knoW it’s an old time jazz or swing band leader.
Artie Shaw?


Good effort. it was Duke Ellington. "The clarinet is an ill woodwind that no one blows good"

I only know about it because Ian Fleming quoted it in Diamonds are Forever.
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2020, 06:58:05 PM »

1. Lost a stone and a half.

2. Bought the belly of a mare.

3. Learned to play Moon River on the harmonica.

I think #3 is the lie because you already knew how to play it.

I'm really hoping that #2 is not the lie and we get a sequel to one of your best/my favourite stories.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2020, 06:14:24 PM »

I knoW it’s an old time jazz or swing band leader.
Artie Shaw?


Good effort. it was Duke Ellington. "The clarinet is an ill woodwind that no one blows good"

I only know about it because Ian Fleming quoted it in Diamonds are Forever.

In a similar vein but please don't tell Danafish.

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't"

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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2020, 06:54:05 PM »

I knoW it’s an old time jazz or swing band leader.
Artie Shaw?


Good effort. it was Duke Ellington. "The clarinet is an ill woodwind that no one blows good"

I only know about it because Ian Fleming quoted it in Diamonds are Forever.

In a similar vein but please don't tell Danafish.

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't"



Generally I’ve tended to use that sentence with the word accordion.
Along with the definition of a true optimist, “someone who busks with an accordion”
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