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« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2020, 11:49:35 PM »

One like this? Maybe someone will invent it one day.

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OMG! That could be the toaster of the future.

Three important questions:

Does it really exist?
Do they do a wide slot version?
Does it come in a choice of colours?

So, before, you were desperate for one with longer slots - and now you're getting fussy.

There are lots of amazing toaster designs available. This is my favourite:

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« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2020, 08:41:35 AM »

One like this? Maybe someone will invent it one day.

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OMG! That could be the toaster of the future.

Three important questions:

Does it really exist?
Do they do a wide slot version?
Does it come in a choice of colours?

So, before, you were desperate for one with longer slots - and now you're getting fussy.

There are lots of amazing toaster designs available. This is my favourite:







Now you're talking.








https://youtu.be/o0JIznO-RlI
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« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2020, 10:08:49 AM »


What a ridic question.

If it's too big for landscape, just cut a bit off the end of the slice. Feed that bit to the birds, everyone's a winner.
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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2020, 11:04:29 AM »


What a ridic question.

If it's too big for landscape, just cut a bit off the end of the slice. Feed that bit to the birds, everyone's a winner.


Daftest answer yet.

That's like cutting your toes off and feeding them to the dog because your shoes are too tight
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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2020, 12:49:28 PM »

One like this? Maybe someone will invent it one day.

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OMG! That could be the toaster of the future.

Three important questions:

Does it really exist?
Do they do a wide slot version?
Does it come in a choice of colours?

So, before, you were desperate for one with longer slots - and now you're getting fussy.

There are lots of amazing toaster designs available. This is my favourite:



That looks like the best thing since sliced bread.

British Rail 'cafes' used to do 10p a slice toast many moons ago. The top was NEVER toasted. Used to annoy me more than it should have. Oh, how I would love a slice of toast and a proper cup of coffee waiting for trains nowadays.
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« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2020, 01:05:59 PM »

A couple of years ago I was waiting for my train at Leicester station. I went into the cafe/buffet thing, not with the intention of buying anything you understand, just to get out of the cold.

Imagine my flabbergastation to find they did an excellent bacon cob/cup of tea combo for a very reasonable price.

I can't remember now exactly how much it was now but to impress me it can't have been more than £1.50.
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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2020, 01:08:24 PM »

Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?
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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2020, 02:25:01 PM »


What a ridic question.

If it's too big for landscape, just cut a bit off the end of the slice. Feed that bit to the birds, everyone's a winner.


Daftest answer yet.

That's like cutting your toes off and feeding them to the dog because your shoes are too tight

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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2020, 03:14:17 PM »

Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?

Lets just say it was a 'few' years ago hey Wink

It was when I had my 1st office job (YTS gives you a clue), and I would always rush to catch the train but would be too early to actually start work. Grabbing a decent coffee and (yes, buttered) slice of toast, set me up for the morning before commencing my working day. I also remember them discontinuing the toast and  had to venture out to cafes. They turned out not so cheap, so become a pay day treat, rather than my daily BR early morning visit.
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« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2020, 05:04:56 PM »

Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?

Lets just say it was a 'few' years ago hey Wink

It was when I had my 1st office job (YTS gives you a clue), and I would always rush to catch the train but would be too early to actually start work. Grabbing a decent coffee and (yes, buttered) slice of toast, set me up for the morning before commencing my working day. I also remember them discontinuing the toast and  had to venture out to cafes. They turned out not so cheap, so become a pay day treat, rather than my daily BR early morning visit.


I had to look YTS up but fair play, you do qualify as a boring old fart.

At least you don't still mentally convert 10p into two shillings.
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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2020, 05:51:16 PM »

Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?


Things are very cheap in Stoke. Like the people.
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« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2020, 10:47:10 PM »

I've just noticed that the top of that flying slice of toast isn't toasted, so that high-tech machine failed Red's original requirement.
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