Valentines Day Messages

[Dingdell]

Im sure everyone knows that i am passionately in love with Chili, I mean.. she comes home from work everynight smelling of pie and chips, that would be irresistable.   I think someone should market pie & Chip perfume for women .. it would be a winner i tell ya !!!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love steak pies
so I'm gonna have two.

I was gonna do a poem about Pukka pies... but i could only think of one word that rhymes with Pukka

Ahhh Kev.  You do make me laugh, and you are the first to ever love me for my work aroma.  At home i have a separate basket just for my chippy clothes!  I could post some to you if you like??

Can I just say I know exactly where this is heading..........and it's not good......!!  I remember arrresting a lady who sent her clothes through the post.......but she charged for it!!

resist Kev - resist!!

Tracey

[Colchester Kev]

Trace, you seem to forget .. I'm a gambler... Im willing to take the risk

Chili, That is the best offer i have ever had .......  you have my address

[Chili]

first thing in the morning mate

[snoopy1239]

Aaaaaaaaaah. Thx Isa. What time shall I pop round tomorrow?

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[redimp]

Kev, me and my hubbie laughed so much at the pukka pies, there petes favs,which just seem to make it even funnier
thanks for making us smile Again xxx
oh well gonna have to do it..... hvd pete
thats the best your gonna get from me lol xxx

[boobookittyfcuk]

PMSL@ snoopy

[thetank]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
To buy dozen Pukka Pies
I waited in queue.


Roses are Red,
Violets are not.
I had 12 Pukka Pies
But Kev ate the lot.

[Indestructable]

Is Snoppy French for Snoopy?

[RED-DOG]

My darling wife Muzelley

If I know what love is, it is because of you

Happy Valentines Day

[MPOWER]

Sarah

MY FREIND
MY LOVE
MY LIFE

Happy Valentines

JAG

[matt674]

(A tear to my eye)

so lasering them didnt have any effects on the ability to start the waterworks?? or when you say eye is that singular in that only one works now??

(just in case i need mine looking at!!) 

[Alfa]

There is only one.
My soul mate.
My love.
Always.
xxxxxxxx
xxx
x

[TightEnd]

Hope is a thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings a tune without words
And never stops at all.

And sweetest, in the gale, is heard
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That keeps so many warm.

I've heard it in the chilliest land
And on the strangest sea
Yet, never, in extremity
It ask a crumb of me.
         

 


 

[charmaine]

M3         
                                                                                                           


                                                  Roses are red
                                              Violets are blue
                                            M3's a babe     
                                           And plays poker too
                                         
                           
            Crap but from the heart   

 

[NoflopsHomer]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.