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Colchester Kev
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Tikay finds a lamp !!
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February 17, 2006, 05:40:33 PM »
Apparantly Tikay found an old lamp in his loft and decided to clean it up a bit. While giving it a good polish, a large puff of smoke appeared and when it cleared Tikay was astonished to see a genie standing before him.
The voice of the genie boomed out "Thankyou old man, you have freed me from years of captivity, and to show my gratitude I will grant you 1 wish, whatever you desire will be granted"
Tikay thought for a while and wondered how best to use this great offer.... Eventually he came up with his wish.
"genie, I am a great fan of structural engineering , you know, bridges and stuff, I am also a big fan of trains.
As I do a lot of travelling in europe and am not too keen on flying, I would like you build me a bridge which spans the sea to mainland Europe so I can travel on a train in comfort."
The genie clasped his head in his hands and replied "Foolish old man, that is a monumental request, and would take the will of a thousand genies to grant... you must think of something plausible that i may bequest you"
Tikay scratched his head of yellow hair in a confused state and pondered again. then in a flash of inspiration he asked the genie for his wish... "Ok Genie, I want you to make me the best poker player in europe, i want to make final tables in major events and have a reputation that players fear and respect"
The genie thought for 2 minutes and replied .. " Ok old man,What colour lights do you want on that bridge of yours"
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I think you modified yours slightly.
Nice job.
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=1377.15
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Bloody hell snoops, you have a good memory.. that was August !!
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I don't have many jokes up there.
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