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« on: February 18, 2006, 01:31:24 AM »

Ok so my connection has been funny all day, before i started a comp tonight i wanted to test it so i played a $1 STT.

Ms Fortune is Ginger and when the chat starts my tournament has just started so i have moved in with 85, she has called with 74 and won:

Pootyetr: haha
Pootyetr: amazing
Pootyetr: peace out
Flush Royal: lucky fish
Ms Fortune: coff
Pootyetr: u we playin wit *****
Flush Royal: poot
Flush Royal: was i
Flush Royal: or was i not
Flush Royal: ahead
Pootyetr: u had 8 5
Ms Fortune: lol
Pootyetr: but still
Flush Royal: yes 8 hi beats 7 hi
Pootyetr: even if u were ahead
Ms Fortune: it was 74!!!
Ms Fortune: always behind
Pootyetr: 8 5 is not a good all in
Flush Royal: it is vs 74!
Ms Fortune: learn the power of 74
Pootyetr: still
Pootyetr: that was a bad cal too
Ms Fortune: lol
Flush Royal: i got my money in ahead
Flush Royal: i lost
Ms Fortune: it was supposed to be
Flush Royal: thats what happens
Flush Royal: i made $17 last year
Flush Royal: so dont lecture me boy
Ms Fortune: lmao
Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars
Flush Royal: well nearly
Flush Royal: 16.78
Pootyetr: ***** it
D: Pootyetr has 10 seconds to respond.
Pootyetr: im all in
Ms Fortune: yay!
Pootyetr: thanks fourtune
Ms Fortune: you're welcome :-)
Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year
Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks
Flush Royal: whats wrong with that?
Ms Fortune: lolol i know
Flush Royal: wow really?
Pootyetr: yea
Pootyetr: i had 58 cents left
Flush Royal: u play for a living?
Pootyetr: i play somewhat for a living
Pootyetr: i am in college
Pootyetr: so it is spending money
D: vinnyippz has 10 seconds to respond.
Flush Royal: wow cool
Flush Royal: wish i could do that
Pootyetr: u can
Pootyetr: its fun
Flush Royal: i am not good enough to make that much
Ms Fortune: he needs to stop playing 85 though...
Pootyetr: it just takes patience
Ms Fortune: and getting called by 74 lolol
D: vinnyippz has 10 seconds to respond.
Pootyetr: i wasnt good right away
Pootyetr: esp online
Flush Royal: i saw gus hansen do it though
Pootyetr: it takes time
Pootyetr: some are good
Pootyetr: some take time
Pootyetr: it took me a year or so
Flush Royal: i have been playing for 4 years
Flush Royal: i thought 17$ was good
Pootyetr: and now i can follow traps and set-ups by the software
Pootyetr: 17 is good
Pootyetr: when u walk away up
Flush Royal: setups?
Pootyetr: yea
Pootyetr: like kings versys aces
Pootyetr: or ak
Pootyetr: and aq
Ms Fortune: what do you mean poot?
Pootyetr: like when u get into big hands
Pootyetr: on a table
Pootyetr: and see raises
Pootyetr: and reraises
Pootyetr: and then all ins
Pootyetr: i notice patterns
Pootyetr: in flops and deals
Ms Fortune: aaaaaah, i see
Pootyetr: when they set up aces
Ms Fortune: i shall watch out for that!
Pootyetr: and put them on kings
Pootyetr: it has become a science
Flush Royal: cool
Flush Royal: i will try and learn
Ms Fortune: wow, looks like it
Pootyetr: and the biggest one is the ace king
Pootyetr: versus aces
Pootyetr: or ace queen
Flush Royal: or ace jack?
Ms Fortune: so you would fold a big hand if you saw thatsort of thing?
Pootyetr: yes
Pootyetr: i have folded ace king pre flop b4
Ms Fortune: wow
Pootyetr: and one person called the person with queens
Pootyetr: and he had aces




I loved the:

Pootyetr: like when u get into big hands
Pootyetr: on a table
Pootyetr: and see raises
Pootyetr: and reraises
Pootyetr: and then all ins
Pootyetr: i notice patterns
Pootyetr: in flops and deals

Basically he can read the action, or as he calls it, 'set-ups'
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2006, 01:36:25 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2006, 01:45:43 AM »

As Haley Joel Osment said to Bruce Willis


"I see dead money.... some of it scares me"

"How often do you see it?"

"All the time..."
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2006, 01:46:23 AM »

 
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2006, 01:48:28 AM »

imagine folding AK preflop to AA had he never seen AK crack AA during these set ups
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2006, 02:15:54 AM »


Flush Royal: thats what happens
Flush Royal: i made $17 last year
Flush Royal: so dont lecture me boy
Ms Fortune: lmao
Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars
Flush Royal: well nearly
Flush Royal: 16.78
Pootyetr: ***** it
D: Pootyetr has 10 seconds to respond.
Pootyetr: im all in
Ms Fortune: yay!
Pootyetr: thanks fourtune
Ms Fortune: you're welcome :-)
Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year
Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks
Flush Royal: whats wrong with that?
Ms Fortune: lolol i know
Flush Royal: wow really?
Pootyetr: yea
Pootyetr: i had 58 cents left
Flush Royal: u play for a living?

Flush Royal: i have been playing for 4 years
Flush Royal: i thought 17$ was good
Pootyetr: and now i can follow traps and set-ups by the software
Pootyetr: 17 is good
Pootyetr: when u walk away up

So so funny
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2006, 02:19:48 AM »

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Flush Royal: i made $17 last year
Flush Royal: so dont lecture me boy
Ms Fortune: lmao
Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars
Flush Royal: well nearly
Flush Royal: 16.78
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2006, 02:21:20 AM »

Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year
Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks

Classic!
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2006, 02:23:34 AM »

Absolute quality ...... sheer poetry  Cheesy  Cheesy   Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2006, 02:26:27 AM »

know the power of the AK

Quote from:  hand history
okerStars Game #4007496133: Tournament #19613720, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/02/17 - 21:19:45 (ET)
Table '19613720 110' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Mark Alan (5045 in chips)
Seat 2: kiwipokaluva (2290 in chips)
Seat 3: Ironside (2200 in chips)
Seat 4: bosredsox1 (5385 in chips)
Seat 5: acesmcclarey (1947 in chips)
Seat 6: woostiegirl (5260 in chips)
Seat 7: 2BITPUNK (8385 in chips)
Seat 8: hebrwdave (3545 in chips)
Seat 9: trrc14 (3960 in chips)
2BITPUNK: posts small blind 50
hebrwdave: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ironside [ Two Clubs]
2BITPUNK said, "true"
trrc14: folds
2BITPUNK said, "right"
Mark Alan: folds
kiwipokaluva: folds
Ironside: folds
2BITPUNK said, "duh"
bosredsox1: folds
2BITPUNK said, "thisi s my first one of these"
2BITPUNK said, "im new here"
acesmcclarey: raises 500 to 600
woostiegirl: raises 3400 to 4000
2BITPUNK: folds
hebrwdave: folds
acesmcclarey: calls 1347 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
2BITPUNK said, "how long does this one ussually last?"
2BITPUNK said, "any idea?"
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
acesmcclarey: shows [  ] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
woostiegirl: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
acesmcclarey collected 4044 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4044 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Mark Alan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kiwipokaluva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ironside folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bosredsox1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: acesmcclarey showed [  ] and won (4044) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: woostiegirl (button) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: 2BITPUNK (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: hebrwdave (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: trrc14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


time to start folding them AA's to the mighty AK
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2006, 04:24:30 AM »

Oh my life that is golden. Cheesy

Ginger's little additions are ingeneous too.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2006, 06:15:51 AM »

At first I thought it was somewhat boorish to have a laugh at the low-rollers expense.....

....but hey-ho, it was quite funny.
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2006, 06:32:05 AM »

We all need our fun, even me....

Just found this looking through my old pc last week. It happened a couple of years back.

The following is a transcript of a conversation taking place after the,
all too common occurence, of a multi-table tournament crash at party.
Hand #391721848 being the last one before the crash



#391721848: dogbaby wins 420 chips

Kermed: ..

cantraise: Down again?

Kermed: guess so

tigmong2: what are you talking about cantraise we've been stealing your
blinds for three rounds now!

tlandoch: get the foreigners on the phone

dogbaby: what is up

tigmong2: my stack, i'm still playing

tigmong2: you guys sure do like to fold

cantraise: I've had tourneys where I couldn't catch any cards, but this is
ridiculous

mcgough124: they need to call or fold

tigmong2: no seriously ive got about 2.5k in your blinds now

tigmong2: i had less than a grand but then you all started folding all the
time

mcgough124: what r u up 2 now?

tigmong2: it's like they won't let you play or somthing

cantraise: Pretty good at $30/hand

mcgough124: youve played alot of hands to get 2.5k tig

mcgough124: are they just giving u all of our chips?

tigmong2: it only takes about 3 seconds a hand

tigmong2: i'm over 3k now!!!

mcgough124: look when it starts working 4 me i need u to give some back tig

tigmong2: my fingers getting tired, i'm getting the missus to click for a bit

mcgough124: cuz its not fair that u r benefitting from this

tigmong2: i must have a better modem

mcgough124: tig we demand our chips back

tigmong2: then call my raise

mcgough124: it wont let me tig

mcgough124: quit raising

tlandoch: it will cancel

tlandoch: do not worry

tigmong2: i'm about to knock dogbaby out

tigmong2: tlandoch stop spoiling  my fun

tlandoch: sorry

mcgough124: leave dogs chips alone, you're cheating as we can't play

tigmong2: yawn

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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2006, 12:21:43 PM »

PMSL!
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2006, 12:28:10 PM »

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