poker gods

[ACE2M]

if anyone knows any poker god types can you have a word with them on my behalf please because quite frankly they are taking the piss.

[TightEnd]

oh dear. I just had a word with Mr P.God and he says you are being punished for the sins of a past life.

Who's a naughty boy then?

Meanwhile, share your troubles with us. 50p a time straight into the BB2 pie fund. Ta

[ACE2M]

The list is too long sir tight. I've ahd it for today so going to brush up my joinery skills and knock up a shrine to the aforementioned poker gods and see if that does the trick.

[Sheriff Fatman]

oh dear. I just had a word with Mr P.God and he says you are being punished for the sins of a past life.

Did he mention when they were going to switch you back to "frustrate mode" instead of "can't miss"?

Sheriff

[TightEnd]

nah, I think his 10% cut has delayed that for a while longer.....

[Sheriff Fatman]

nah, I think his 10% cut has delayed that for a while longer.....

At last, the truth is revealed!

All this rubbish about 'working on my game' when really it was just good old fashioned bribery of the poker Gods!

Sheriff

[turny]

why not pray an say the poker gods prayer below every night before bedime see if it helps   


The Poker Gods Prayer

Our poker gods, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
My re-raise will come
My bankroll done
Online as it is in person
Give us this day our daily flush draw
And forgive us our check raises
As we forgive those who check raise against us
And lead us not into a bad beat
But deliver us from tilting
For thine is the flop
and the turn
and the river
for ever and ever

Amen

[thetank]

They're saving up your cards for Monte-Carlo. 

Would you like me to have words so you get them before then?

[AdamM]

the gamblers prayer;
"Dear Lord, please help me to break even, I need the money."

[crddolly]

why not pray an say the poker gods prayer below every night before bedime see if it helps   


The Poker Gods Prayer

Our poker gods, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
My re-raise will come
My bankroll done
Online as it is in person
Give us this day our daily flush draw
And forgive us our check raises
As we forgive those who check raise against us
And lead us not into a bad beat
But deliver us from tilting
For thine is the flop
and the turn
and the river
for ever and ever

Amen

I will say it religiously every night and every morning god knows I need all the help I can get