Heres one we can all play

[Lucky Sevens]

Mark Lawrenson

Lorne Spicer

Neil Warnock.

[TightEnd]

Quite, entirely allegedly. You know what gossips and embellishers us men are.

[scottm]

Paints an interesting picture though .....

 I shall never look at her again on Countdown without that picture in my mind  

[Yogi-Bear]

I may be Sad but I've always had those sorts of thoughts about her.


HEHEHEHEHEHE

Yogi

[Scottish Dave]

1/ Ally McCoist

2/ Ronnie O'Sullivan

3/ Poppet, but only on her Bum!

[dik9]

1. The bloke off ITV1's Quizmania. The presenter. Middle of the night filler TV, the people in the studio are by tossers and the people who phone in are a prime example of whats wrong with this country. Complete idiots the lot of them.

With you there tighty, what a knob jockey!!

Bought a PS2 around xmas with the Game Buzz on it, I believe it was modelled on that twat, anyway its a good family game for a laugh, but i lost my rag with the cartoon character of him and stepped on the PS2 , boy did it feel good Then the Kids stsrted to cry, but i was laughing inside muhahahaha. Before all you goodies report me, I bought them a new one!!

[matt674]

Before all you goodies report me, I bought them a new one!!

Wow, you mean to say that Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie are all members of the forum?? I know Bill Oddie enjoys a bit of bird watching but i never knew they were all avid poker fans!!

[Robert HM]

Graham Souness
Noel Edmonds
Gordon Ramsey

Hard and unrelenting slaps

Natasha Kaplinsky
Gabby Roslin

Far more tender and not to the face

[North Angel]

Lorraine Kelly - She get's right on my t**s

All of the women from the advert - Sheila's wheels car insurance

Simon Cowell

The guy from the Cilit Bang advert



Ang x x

[raab11]

alan hansen

john inverdale

and that total twat from the confused.com ad

[Sark79]

Natasha Kaplinsky

Not so sure about this one, Robert. I actually used to have abit of a crush on her when she used to present for SKY news. Could you not just settle for taking away her make-up and diamonds. That would be just as bad for her as a virtual slap.

Gordon Ramsey, why didn't I think of him. Jamie Oliver is really annoying as well.

[dik9]

Boy can she dance LOL

Yes Car credit bird gets a right slap

[Newmanseye]

Saddam Hussain just cos hes holding up his trial

Phil Helmuth Jr, Only because his book was a pile of crap and I bought it.

That woman that presents you are what you eat, The scottish woman. she get on my last nerve

[Rod Paradise]

Jose Mourinho  - I'd love to slap that supercillious smug look right of his dial!!

The bird from the Old El Paso fajitas advert - the one that sits on the phone to her mate & rips the pish out of the guy cooking - I'd have been tempted to skelp her with the frying pan.

Stuart Cosgrove - 'Man of the people' smart-arse when slagging off about football, Ch4 Luvvie when wanting to be artistic. Fake accent to go with each role. Even gets in before Tam Cowan.

BTW - That's all work finished in the office for the morning - we're all refining our lists. One addition - you can't include anyone you'd actually use a baseball bat on. So that took Blair, Bush, Thatcher, Blunket etc out of the equasion.

[Sark79]

That woman that presents you are what you eat, The scottish woman. she get on my last nerve

GILLIAN MCKEITH