movie quotes

[fergus8]

after reading the best actor thread, i got thinking why are they the best?
it all boils down to the best lines, speeches or conversations.
so lets hear em, ill start.....

[fergus8]

"if it bleeds we can kill it"

arnie.s - the predator

[bobby1]

'Made it ma. Top of the world'

James Cagney, White heat.

[thetank]

Got to be Blazing Saddles for me.

Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

Later, when holding the interviews for aforementioned horn-swagglers etc.

Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: (gleefully) I like rape.

Then my favourite line, from Mel Brooks, to entice two KKK members to leave the applicant ine so they could steal their white robes....

Mel: Hey! Where are the white women at?

The whole film is comedy genious. Best fun I've ever had with my clothes on.

[Tinsel Town]

Blues Brothers

Elwood: Sh~~!

Jake : What?

Elwood: Rollers

Jake: No

Elwood: Yeah!

Jake: Sh++ !!

 

 

[fergus8]

" That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

 

matthew mcConaughey in dazed and confused

[fergus8]

this film is packed with crackers but here is a good one with big sam.l when hes interrogating some guy eating a burger in the flat.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF****R! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
 
pulp fiction   sam l jackson

[stallyon]

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

from Napolean Dynamite

[Trace]

I am Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.
I was born in 1518, in the village of Glamis, on the
shores of Loch Shiel.

And I am immortal.

[happybhoy]

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F*CKING COUCH!

and

I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

(both from The Thing - classic)

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum (Roddy Piper - They Live)


Aaah John Carpenter movies they don't make em like they used to

[Rod Paradise]

The goonies, when the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk

Francis Fratelli : Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk : Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli : I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

[ACE2M]

'We've come on holiday by mistake'

richard e grant in withnail and i

I tell you what.
It's a crackin' place you got, love.

   
                   
- Good. I'm glad you like it.
- No, I was being sarcastic.

   
                   
Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
I would have met you off the train.

   
                   
- I didn't come on the fucking train.
- Off the bus then.

   
                   
- I didn't come on the bus either.
- So how did you get here then?

   
                   
Well, basically, there was this little dot,
right, and the dot went bang...

   
                   
and the bang expanded...
energy formed into matter.

   
                   
Matter cooled, matter lived,
the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl...

   
                   
the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.

   
                   
Amo, amas, amat. Quid pro quo.
Memento mori. infinitum.

   
                   
Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese
and leave under the grill till doomsday.

   
                   
- I see you haven't changed.


David thewlis in Naked

[Nakor]

For me the greatest scene in any film is Walken and Hopper in True Romance, the dialogue, direction and acting are simply brilliant

but as pure quotes go;

Al Pachino - Any Given Sunday

You find out life's this game of inches, so is football.
Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small.
I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fu**ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!

Airplane

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

or

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

or

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Dazed and Confused

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Well this might save my bankroll while ill - I will just play on IMDb all day thanks.

[HarlemShuffle]

Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!

The Life Of Brian

[Splash]

Clint eastwood: The unforgiven

Clint walks into bar and shoots the bad guy:

Bartender with open mouth:  You just shot and unarmed man!!

Clint:  Should have armed himself.